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[Darwins Selection]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? 

Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.

Surprised you haven't started your own racing thread.

[Snoopy]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? 

Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.

Surprised you haven't started your own racing thread.

  Now that's a thought.

At our previous residence there was a "Fly" dog track close by. "Known as a "Fly" Track as it was outside of the normal Greyhound racing circuit.
Anywhoo they used to hold Greyhound and Whippet racing evenings there and on one occasion they tried Afghan Hound racing. Now that was a joy to watch as Afghans can run as fast but much further than Greyhounds. The problem is that the Afghan cannot be trained to race and they would stop for a p*ss halfway through a race, some would be crafty and lie in wait for the hare to come round from behind them and in one race one tried to mount another.
Hilarious and very boozy evening.

[Darwins Selection]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? 

Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.

Surprised you haven't started your own racing thread.

  Now that's a thought.

At our previous residence there was a "Fly" dog track close by. "Known as a "Fly" Track as it was outside of the normal Greyhound racing circuit.
Anywhoo they used to hold Greyhound and Whippet racing evenings there and on one occasion they tried Afghan Hound racing. Now that was a joy to watch as Afghans can run as fast but much further than Greyhounds. The problem is that the Afghan cannot be trained to race and they would stop for a p*ss halfway through a race, some would be crafty and lie in wait for the hare to come round from behind them and in one race one tried to mount another.
Hilarious and very boozy evening.

Sounds like fun. 

[The Moan Ranger]

Ludlow 4.00,     "Giveitachance"

£5 on the nose, £70 left in the pot.

[Uncle Mort]

IFYOUSAYSO same race £10 to win

[Baldy]

16:50 Southwell

Colourbearer

A fiver each way

[apc2010]

Who won today..........

[Barman]

£115.76 

[Baldy]

Who won today..........

Not finished yet.

[Baldy]

16:50 Southwell

Colourbearer

A fiver each way

  2nd so only 8.75 win plus the fiver = pot 46.25

[Barman]

Oh noes!

I bet all mine yesterday on a horse that romped in at 50 to 1!

But that post has been lost like....

You'll just have to take me word for it.... 

[Uncle Mort]

I'm down to a pot of £115.00 

Off to look at today's Channel 4 races.

[Uncle Mort]

£5 e/w ATHAAKEEL 2:50 Lingfield.

[Uncle Mort]

6th 

and a poor day at Channel 4 racing. 

Pot £105.00 ~ nearly back to the starting figure.

[Barman]

What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front....