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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2013, 08:31:55 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 11:43:45 PM
You should check his results......... whistle:

...and wipe his big fat bald arse too p'raps? ::)

3:55 at Chepstow today.
Whitby Jack is going to storm home. :thumbsup:

Tenner e/w.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2013, 09:02:11 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 11:43:45 PM
You should check his results......... whistle:

I just have ~ Nothing. Best was Athaakell in the 5:30 at Wolverhampton, came second but as Baldy put his tenner on the nose  whistle:
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2013, 09:16:19 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2013, 09:02:11 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 22, 2013, 11:43:45 PM
You should check his results......... whistle:

I just have ~ Nothing. Best was Athaakell in the 5:30 at Wolverhampton, came second but as Baldy put his tenner on the nose  whistle:

Hehe! point:

Told him not to blow so much dosh in one go.

Just you and me so far then ey UM? cloud9:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #63 on: February 23, 2013, 09:17:50 AM »
The winner will be the one who takes the virtual £100 and keeps it in their virtual pocket.
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #64 on: February 23, 2013, 09:31:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2013, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2013, 01:10:15 PM
I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)

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SP 7/1 £5 each way nets me £43.75 which, plus me original stake like, gives me a current pot of £153.75

I just noted me maths was wrong  redface: ~ forgot to drop the original pot to £90 so I currently only have a pot of £143.75

Today it's £10 to win on VASCO DU RONCERAY in the 2:05 at Kempton
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #65 on: February 23, 2013, 11:41:40 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2013, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2013, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 22, 2013, 01:10:15 PM
I'll have fiver each way on THUNDERING HOME in the 1:45 (currently 11/2)

 whistle:

SP 7/1 £5 each way nets me £43.75 which, plus me original stake like, gives me a current pot of £153.75

I just noted me maths was wrong  redface: ~ forgot to drop the original pot to £90 so I currently only have a pot of £143.75

Today it's £10 to win on VASCO DU RONCERAY in the 2:05 at Kempton

Thought you got yer stake back on a winner? confused:

Good fun this though ey UM?

Far far better than those stoopid games the others make up ey? ::)

THIS is well PROPER stuff. :thumbsup:
WE have results EVERY day!
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #66 on: February 23, 2013, 12:32:46 PM »
I did get my stake back, but of course I only had £90 in the pot before the race.
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #67 on: February 23, 2013, 01:28:42 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 22, 2013, 12:27:53 PM
Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.


Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.

We'll start out with a 'bank' of say  rubschin: 100snotters each,

But....?  confused:

Am I missin' summat 'ere?
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #68 on: February 23, 2013, 01:40:39 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 22, 2013, 12:27:53 PM
Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.


Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.

We'll start out with a 'bank' of say  rubschin: 100snotters each,

But....?  confused:

Am I missin' summat 'ere?

No mong .............he forgot he used a tenner to place the bet .........so added his winning(with stake ) to 100 snotters..............


simples........ :thumbsup:
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #69 on: February 23, 2013, 01:43:08 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 23, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on February 22, 2013, 12:27:53 PM
Decided I'd start up a well and PROPER competition instead of all this airy fairy stuff, with overly complicated roolz that no one apart from the OP actually understands Banghead.


Now I don't really understand betting and all the technical jargon that oes with it, but I'll join in with a bit of guidance from any of you's lot that do.

We'll start out with a 'bank' of say  rubschin: 100snotters each,

But....?  confused:

Am I missin' summat 'ere?

No mong .............he forgot he used a tenner to place the bet .........so added his winning(with stake ) to 100 snotters..............


simples........ :thumbsup:

Just WHO the FUCK are you calling a MONG ey, TWAT FACE? Angry9:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #70 on: February 23, 2013, 01:55:31 PM »
Getting a bit rowdy in here  eeek:
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #71 on: February 23, 2013, 01:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on February 23, 2013, 01:55:31 PM
Getting a bit rowdy in here  eeek:

Ahhhh, ignore 'em UM.
This is the trouble with these places. You do tend to get the lower end of the social ladder bulldozing their way around sometimes.

I've got me bat to twat anyone else that's starts gettin' lippy with me like. eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2013, 02:00:35 PM »
I was helping to explain ........ cussing:
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2013, 02:13:36 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 23, 2013, 02:00:35 PM
I was helping to explain ........ cussing:

But you called me a MONG FFS!

Only Moaniomondo can call that, usually towrds BM granted, oh, and only BM can call that too, to the resident and 100% pure mong...NICK! :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new horsey betting shop
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2013, 02:14:53 PM »
Anyway, VASCO DU RONCERAY pipped at the post  Banghead
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