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[Uncle Mort]

I haven't read the entire thread, but do we "take the odds" when we post our selection?

I've been taking the SP for the result as that's verifiable.

[Darwins Selection]

I've only had one bet so far, and it lost.

Current bank, £95.

Think I'll hang fire, wait for you's lot to lose the lot, and then I'll be the winner by default, whoop de whoop!!!

I'm already a tenner up on you! 

And I haven't collected my tax from the winnings yet! 

But you're not even in the runiing ffs man!
Go start yer own thread on stocks 'n shares if you wanna mess about with yer shitty turnips and such.

The roolz don't say you can't bet on Turnip Futures (with a guaranteed return of 5% per day)..... 

[The Moan Ranger]

I haven't read the entire thread, but do we "take the odds" when we post our selection?

I've been taking the SP for the result as that's verifiable.

Agreed. Don't know why we put the current price in then when we're posting our selection 

Anyhoo, I'm down to £75 

[Baldy]

Down to 52.50. 

Anyway...18:30 Kempton Park

Alnoomaas. A tenner on the nose.

[Barman]

I'm up to £110.25 

Plus as many turnips as I can eat... 

[Baldy]

Down to 52.50. 

Anyway...18:30 Kempton Park

Alnoomaas. A tenner on the nose.

2nd 

Down to 42.50. 

[GROWLER]

I'm up to £110.25 

Plus as many turnips as I can eat... 

God Almighty. You don'arf talk some utter bollox sometimes....IF you don't mind me saying so like.

[apc2010]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

[GROWLER]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

[Baldy]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

[apc2010]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

[GROWLER]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

Very drole.

[Barman]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

If it loses... 

[The Moan Ranger]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? 

[Snoopy]

Can we bet on who is gonna win .............


My money is on Uncle ..........


wot odds.........

I'm still on 95 smashing snotters don't forget.

I'm just biding me time for 'The Whopper'.

Which race is that one running in?

3.30 at McDonalds........

The 3.30 at Burger King, surely? 

Well spotted TMR even if you did fvck up the quote function.