The all new horsey betting shop

[Uncle Mort]

Can I see you betting slip please?

[Barman]

Can I see you betting slip please?

No, it was lost with the upgrade like.... 

[Uncle Mort]

£5 e/w POLARBROOK 2:50 Sedgefield 

[Just One More]

What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front....   

Is that the betting tax that was abolished in 2001 like 

[Uncle Mort]

£5 e/w POLARBROOK 2:50 Sedgefield

A faller 

Today ~ £5 e/w on THE JUGOPOLIST 4:00 Ffos las ~ should be thereabouts if not pulled up (again!)

[Baldy]

5:00 Kempton

Crew Cut a tenner on the nose

[Baldy]

5:30 Kempton
Street Power
a fiver each way

[apc2010]

Baldy is back..........

[Barman]

What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front....   

Is that the betting tax that was abolished in 2001 like 

 

[GROWLER]

What do I get for my £100 at 50 to 1 like? I elected to pay the tax up front....   

Look 'ere plumbs.
YOU are taking the piss now.

We need positive proof to verify your winnings, and the bet has to be clearly stated in here BEFORE the race.
Gorrit?
 OK? 

Lets be seeing some proof on yer turnip futures too whilst we're at it, you dodgy owld buzzard.

[Nick]

[GROWLER]

Yer on a roll with these today  ey dogs knob.

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

[apc2010]

Growlers poor thread.