Anne Widdecombe versus...

[Grumpmeister]

Just a thought, but if she does intrude again and you still have that wasps nest you almost burned down the house trying to get rid of, a well aimed stone can work wonders....... 

[Nick]

What is your address?





















[size= 06pt]I may have to send Wenchy round[/size]

[Grumpmeister]

  What did I do to deserve that threat Nick, I merely offered a way to get rid of the demented bint who keeps invading your garden. And judging from my sudden drop in Karma Wenchy is in full on smiting mode where I'm concerned.









If you had said Miss D I may have been tempted though... 

[Misunderstood]

I have been berating my neighbour's mad sister. And I am listening

If your neighbour's 'invader' is her sister then of course she has rights.

Any self-respecting sister would feel obliged to 'help out' in the garden.  Then - well it depends whether she is an elder sister or a younger sister.

If younger, then a round clout will do the trick. If elder though, then she has the god-given right to do what she wants in her sisters garden - any time she wants - and bring her cat!

[Sour Puss]

I have been berating my neighbour's mad sister. And I am listening

If your neighbour's 'invader' is her sister then of course she has rights.

Any self-respecting sister would feel obliged to 'help out' in the garden.  Then - well it depends whether she is an elder sister or a younger sister.

If younger, then a round clout will do the trick. If elder though, then she has the god-given right to do what she wants in her sisters garden - any time she wants - and bring her cat!

   I think you misunderstood the problem, she (the sister of the neighbour) is invading Nick's garden and messing with his plant pots and leaving him (well his cat) cat food.

IMHO she cannot do that.    He has every right to chastise her or worse. 

[Misunderstood]

Entering with intent to deposit cat food...  hmmm.  Doesn't sound promising.


It was like this M'lud..........

Wait!  Are you THE Nick I've been hearing about?   Case dismissed with ?10 for the poor box!  Now clear orf.

[Grumpmeister]

I did suggest in another thread that Nick visits his next door neighbours and lets Captain Calamity loose. I'd give it 5 minutes before the inevitable happens and they start packing to escape. You could even get a free second house out of it 

[Nick]

I am listening you know. And somone on here had it right, but I forget who. The Boy is soaking his aching 9 year old muscles post tennis. He also needs dosing with the very drowsy making Piriton syrup against the local mozzies so we can all sleep well tonight

[Barman]

I am listening you know. And somone on here had it right, but I forget who. The Boy is soaking his aching 9 year old muscles post tennis. He also needs dosing with the very drowsy making Piriton syrup against the local mozzies so we can all sleep well tonight

Me, me, me! 

[Misunderstood]

Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... 

It's all Nick's fault.

[Barman]

Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... 

It's all Nick's fault.

How could you 'just notice'... on page 1 you said: -

I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course 

 

[Misunderstood]

Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... 

It's all Nick's fault.

How could you 'just notice'... on page 1 you said: -

I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course 

 

That was yesterday...

[Barman]

Y'know I've just noticed, this is the Anne Widders thread... 

It's all Nick's fault.

How could you 'just notice'... on page 1 you said: -

I admit to quite liking her - intellectually speaking, of course 

 

That was yesterday...

Oh, I see... 

[Grumpmeister]

I am listening you know. And somone on here had it right, but I forget who. The Boy is soaking his aching 9 year old muscles post tennis. He also needs dosing with the very drowsy making Piriton syrup against the local mozzies so we can all sleep well tonight

Me, me, me! 

Bloody hell!! Call Norris McWhirter (or dig him up if he has passed on) this is surely a Guinness Bokk of Records moment 



Sorry Barman, I just couldnt resist

[Nick]

Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?