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[Barman]

Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?

Snacks, what snacks? 

[Grumpmeister]

Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?

We only have to really worry about the surreal nature of this place when it starts to parallel your life old boy.

[Nick]

As I said

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[Grumpmeister]

Let me guess, microwaving dishcloths again Nick? 

[Nick]

I am cooking since you ask. Fancy a bite?

[Grumpmeister]

All of a sudden I feel like I've just been asked to play russian roulette 

[Darwins Selection]

. .  Dawned on me . .

Is that the nutty Brazilian/trimmed neighbour?

[Nick]

I shall be seeing to her later. I am off duty now and watching Silence of the Lambs.

OK?

[Darwins Selection]

I shall be seeing to her later. I am off duty now and watching Silence of the Lambs.

Getting some tips for the meeting?

[Misunderstood]

Sad but true. it has dawned on me that this place gets more surreal by the day. Time to change the snacks perhaps?

We only have to really worry about the surreal nature of this place when it starts to parallel your life old boy.

Only geeks can spell parellell paralell paralel parallel these days.   

AND... I would be somewhat inclined to view a nuclear blast as more of a serial event...   

[Grumpmeister]

Au contraire Bouincer, I noticed that the google tool bar has a spellchecker on it 

[Snoopy]

Au contraire Bouincer, I noticed that the google tool bar has a spellchecker on it 

I assume that Bouincer is a French word as well?

[Grumpmeister]

Nope, still getting used to touch typing with one hand 

[Snoopy]

Nope, still getting used to touch typing with one hand 

Right! Sorry! Didn't mean to embarrass you.




<Slinks aways with tail between legs, pauses at the door, looks sorrowful and vanishes into the rain>

[Snoopy]

PS ~ Wot you doin' wid de udder hand den?