WHO TF invented the Inglish langwidge?

[Snoopy]

Blame the Romans ........ Oh and the Greeks.

[GROWLER]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

[Barman]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

[GROWLER]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws?

[Snoopy]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws?

Not me squire 

[Barman]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws?

 

[GROWLER]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws?

 

Yu TTTTTTTTTTTTW............AT! 

[Barman]

Can almost vijulise the nice person now, sitting there, pompus bastard...., GROWLER will be cuming along in a cupul of senchewrees.

WOZAT^^^^ all abowt ey?

One of yuws two's has been tinkering with thu cuntrowuls, HAVUNT yuws?

 

Yu TTTTTTTTTTTTW............AT! 

[Steve]

Worserer elsewhere.  WhoTF decided that if you want to order Pizza and Beer sur le Continent you have to remember if beer or pizza is male or female?

[Barman]

Worserer elsewhere.  WhoTF decided that if you want to order Pizza and Beer sur le Continent you have to remember if beer or pizza is male or female?

Beer is obviously male...

[Just One More]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

+1

NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad!

Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery?

Unnecessary is easy to remember.  You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's 

Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it

[Steve]

Worserer elsewhere.  WhoTF decided that if you want to order Pizza and Beer sur le Continent you have to remember if beer or pizza is male or female?

Beer is obviously male...

[apc2010]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

+1

NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad!

Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery?

Unnecessary is easy to remember.  You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's 

Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it

I learnt collars n cuffs..........

[Snoopy]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

+1

NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad!

Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery?

Unnecessary is easy to remember.  You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's 

Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it

Did she also teach you how to spell difficulty?

Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. 

[apc2010]

Ackchooly "Standardised" English spelling didn't come into being until the late 17th Century when names in particular started to be spelled in a logical and standard way. This grew during the 18th Century and finally settled into the present form during the 19th Century with the spread of compulsory schooling of children.

And then mobile phones fecked it all up! 

+1

NOT torking abot text tork here. That's neeley as bad!

Who was this 'DOCTOR JONSON then?
Is he the tit that decided to put too nn's, or is it two cc's, or even two ss's in unesesery?

Unnecessary is easy to remember.  You wear 1 collar and 2 socks so it is ONE C and TWO S's 

Bloody hell Snoopy, are you Mrs Wordsworth, she taught me that collar and socks thing in junior school, never forgot it

Did she also teach you how to spell difficulty?

Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. 

Mrs D ...........     did I miss something,,,,,,,,,,,