The great WTF are they (shocking for Mrs K) saga

[Steve]

To cut a long story short:  Effin carpet beetles!  In multiple places! 

At least we think they are, so far we have tried these ways of killing them

- squashing them (but there's hundreds of the shites)
- fly spray (the web says forget it)
- hoovering them up throwing alcohol on them, throw match and whoosh
- drowning in aforesaid alcohol *
- carpet bombing  with Nippon powder

Any other wisdoms?   Hanging is of course far too good for them.   

Oh there is also the worry that they were first found under some artefact brought back from 2010s holiday so we may have started the biggest eco disaster to hit the UK since that dodgy curry last December.   Please do not tell the eco Rozzers.


* Panic not, no JD or Vodka has been wasted as I seem to have 5 litres of neat eco-alcohol bought to fuel some whim

[Barman]

You've got fleas.... 

I told you not to go near Snoopy....

[apc2010]

You wasted alcohol..............

[Steve]

You've got fleas.... 

I told you not to go near Snoopy....

Nah, fleas are not booked in til April.  CWMBO is an expert at bringing fleas to the household

[Steve]

You wasted alcohol..............

Fear not no drinkable alcohol was used.  Well the supplier says it's not drinkable

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Start farming them, I have just started a Darkling beetle farm.  You can sell them on as horse meat or summat later.

[apc2010]

You wasted alcohol..............

Fear not no drinkable alcohol was used.  Well the supplier says it's not drinkable

With coke........

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

You wasted alcohol..............

Fear not no drinkable alcohol was used.  Well the supplier says it's not drinkable

With coke........

No charcoal. 

[Steve]

 

Seems the little bastards may be moth larvae instead and we keep discovering more and more of the little sods and more damage

£280 they say to have the house sprayed which is probably not needed but gives Mrs K peace of mind.   I may be delaying paying off that bar bill and I am now in a bad mood. 

Beer needed obviousy

[Barman]

Seems the little bastards may be moth larvae instead and we keep discovering more and more of the little sods and more damage

£280 they say to have the house sprayed which is probably not needed but gives Mrs K peace of mind.   I may be delaying paying off that bar bill and I am now in a bad mood. 

Beer needed obviousy

 

[Snoopy]

Seems the little bastards may be moth larvae instead and we keep discovering more and more of the little sods and more damage

£280 they say to have the house sprayed which is probably not needed but gives Mrs K peace of mind.   I may be delaying paying off that bar bill and I am now in a bad mood. 

Beer needed obviousy

 

BM finds his missing wallet. 

[apc2010]

Seems the little bastards may be moth larvae instead and we keep discovering more and more of the little sods and more damage

£280 they say to have the house sprayed which is probably not needed but gives Mrs K peace of mind.   I may be delaying paying off that bar bill and I am now in a bad mood. 

Beer needed obviousy

 

BM finds his missing wallet. 

 

[Barman]

Apey opens his for the first time more like! 

[miss Tchevious]

Seems the little bastards may be moth larvae instead and we keep discovering more and more of the little sods and more damage

£280 they say to have the house sprayed which is probably not needed but gives Mrs K peace of mind.   I may be delaying paying off that bar bill and I am now in a bad mood. 

Beer needed obviousy

Lavender oil gets rid of moth lavae. Dilute it and put it in a spray bottle.

[Darwins Selection]

Seems the little bastards may be moth larvae instead and we keep discovering more and more of the little sods and more damage

£280 they say to have the house sprayed which is probably not needed but gives Mrs K peace of mind.   I may be delaying paying off that bar bill and I am now in a bad mood. 

Beer needed obviousy

Lavender oil gets rid of moth lavae. Dilute it and put it in a spray bottle.

That must be why Mrs DS #2 never suffered from moths.