In a very patient voice. The Great Orme is a huge rocky outcrop to the south of Llandudno. The Little Orme is the smaller rocky outcrop to the North of Llandudno 
Or are you two barstewards just winding me up? 
They're just ignorant Snoops'. Take no notice.

I have many fond memories of the Great Orme.

Spent many a long cold wet windy dark night up there, clinging onto a grassy embankment watching all my heroes chucking their mk1 Essys around the bends on the Daily Mirror RAC rally. They were the days.

More recently, I've ventured onto the dry ski slope, but they've managed to bollox that up now with the new one piece surface they've recently installed. Downright bloody dangerous imo.

Ever stayed in the lighthouse B&B on the right half way up? Fantastic!
I've been in it and visited the master bedroom. Directly outside the window is a 200 ft drop into the Irish sea.
