25th February: World "Be Nice to Nick Day"

[GROWLER]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

[Misty]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

I like to love.
 When TF do I get a hug day though? except xmas, I haven't worked since. November.


I wanna huuuug!!!!!! 

[GROWLER]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

I like to love.
 When TF do I get a hug day though? except xmas, I haven't worked since. November.


I wanna huuuug!!!!!! 

Well go get one off yer geezer man. Quite simple solution really!

You REALLY REALLY don't wanna be huggin' that Nick thing, oh no no no.
I mean, that beige food stained disgusting jumper has had many years of breeding unmentionables buried within it, and whatever they are, they've eaten ALL of his socks too!!

[GROWLER]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

I like to love.
When TF do I get a hug day though? except xmas, I haven't worked since. November.


I wanna huuuug!!!!!! 

I don't even get that ffs!

Haven't had an 'ug off anyone for pigging years and years and years and a few more besides now tbqh.

D'ya know summat though, I no longer even give a flying fuck.

Born to be a loner, born to be wild.

[Misty]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

I like to love.
When TF do I get a hug day though? except xmas, I haven't worked since. November.


I wanna huuuug!!!!!! 

I don't even get that ffs!

Haven't had an 'ug off anyone for pigging years and years and years and a few more besides now tbqh.

D'ya know summat though, I no longer even give a flying fuck.

Born to be a loner, born to be wild.

all special like.

[GROWLER]

Don't think I'd accept a real well proper 'ug of anyone now tbh.
Don't trust anyone, and you won't get 'urt.

99% of sheeples have an ulteria motive imo, cynical terwat that I am.

[Misty]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

[GROWLER]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

But I AM grateful you petulant snarly berd, I just don't understand what 'ugs are really about anymore.

[GROWLER]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

I like to love.
When TF do I get a hug day though? except xmas, I haven't worked since. November.


I wanna huuuug!!!!!! 

I don't even get that ffs!

Haven't had an 'ug off anyone for pigging years and years and years and a few more besides now tbqh.

D'ya know summat though, I no longer even give a flying fuck.

Born to be a loner, born to be wild.

all special like.

Arrr, thank you.

It was VERY sweet of you, and I DO appreciate it. Honest.
Sozzy if I upset you.

[Misty]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

But I AM grateful you petulant snarly berd, I just don't understand what 'ugs are really about anymore.

that may be one of the saddest things I have ever heard. Nothing better than a nice cuddle. The most important thing about a good hug however, is sincerity.................(and I am not petulant you miserable old bastrd)

[Misty]

special delivery for Mr Nick...........

You pissed?

He's an ungrateful urchin and a cock, simple as, as well as simple too.

I like to love.
When TF do I get a hug day though? except xmas, I haven't worked since. November.


I wanna huuuug!!!!!! 

I don't even get that ffs!

Haven't had an 'ug off anyone for pigging years and years and years and a few more besides now tbqh.

D'ya know summat though, I no longer even give a flying fuck.

Born to be a loner, born to be wild.

all special like.

Arrr, thank you.

It was VERY sweet of you, and I DO appreciate it. Honest.
Sozzy if I upset you.

Softy. 

[Barman]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

But I AM grateful you petulant snarly berd, I just don't understand what 'ugs are really about anymore.

that may be one of the saddest things I have ever heard. Nothing better than a nice cuddle. The most important thing about a good hug however, is sincerity.................(and I am not petulant you miserable old bastrd)

I'm cuddletastic.... 

[Darwins Selection]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

But I AM grateful you petulant snarly berd, I just don't understand what 'ugs are really about anymore.

that may be one of the saddest things I have ever heard. Nothing better than a nice cuddle. The most important thing about a good hug however, is sincerity.................(and I am not petulant you miserable old bastrd)

I'm cuddletastic.... 

Not to mention deluded and certifiable.

[GROWLER]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

But I AM grateful you petulant snarly berd, I just don't understand what 'ugs are really about anymore.

that may be one of the saddest things I have ever heard. Nothing better than a nice cuddle. The most important thing about a good hug however, is sincerity.................(and I am not petulant you miserable old bastrd)

I'm cuddletastic.... 

I SINCERELY hope that wasn't directed at me gay lord.

[Barman]

fine. fuck you then.
what were you saying about Nick being ungrateful?

bollox to the lot of you when a bit of niceness is sent your way. I wont bother in the future.

But I AM grateful you petulant snarly berd, I just don't understand what 'ugs are really about anymore.

that may be one of the saddest things I have ever heard. Nothing better than a nice cuddle. The most important thing about a good hug however, is sincerity.................(and I am not petulant you miserable old bastrd)

I'm cuddletastic.... 

Not to mention deluded and certifiable.