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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2013, 07:16:01 PM »
You will still burn in hell  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mrs G gas made the arrangements :thumbsup:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2013, 07:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 27, 2013, 07:16:01 PM
You will still burn in hell  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mrs G gas made the arrangements :thumbsup:

I know, I know, for I have sinned! sad32:

Trouble with my bastard poxy vile ailment, is that there are massive variations and degrees of incapacity that it can cause, and I consider myself to be one of the VERY lucky ones that has managed to keep it well batoned down so far, hence my flippant attitude towards it.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm piggin' buzzin man, so right up yer jacksie **. Finger:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2013, 07:36:09 PM »
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2013, 07:37:45 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 27, 2013, 05:10:05 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on February 27, 2013, 03:39:57 PM
I had a medical when I was at my last job and I answered truthfully that at the time I was drinking about 120 units per week.

The nurse doing the medical nearly fainted  lol:

Mincer .................but for your size ............ :thumbsup:

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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2013, 07:40:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 27, 2013, 07:36:09 PM
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No, I wasn't  Finger: ing at you you nonce, it was at me ilness. Banghead
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2013, 07:52:34 PM »
Growler luvs me  cloud9:  cloud9: I need a  'ug. Tipsy will do I spose  ::)

Where is Miss D? rubschin:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2013, 07:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 27, 2013, 07:52:34 PM
Growler luvs me  cloud9:  cloud9: I need a  'ug. Tipsy will do I spose  ::)

Where is Miss D? rubschin:

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2013, 10:46:54 AM

Monday:  Work . Lunch with man. Possibly gym after work
Tuesday:  Day off - out with man for the day
Weggy: Work . Drink up with Work Managers and man in the evening
Furgy: Work. Drink up in the evening possibly.
Friday: Work. Drink up with girls in evening

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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2013, 07:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 27, 2013, 07:52:34 PM
Growler luvs me  cloud9:  cloud9: I need a  'ug. Tipsy will do I spose  ::)

Where is Miss D? rubschin:

Man time............ eyes:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2013, 08:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 27, 2013, 07:55:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 27, 2013, 07:52:34 PM
Growler luvs me  cloud9:  cloud9: I need a  'ug. Tipsy will do I spose  ::)

Where is Miss D? rubschin:

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 25, 2013, 10:46:54 AM

Monday:  Work . Lunch with man. Possibly gym after work
Tuesday:  Day off - out with man for the day
Weggy: Work . Drink up with Work Managers and man in the evening
Furgy: Work. Drink up in the evening possibly.
Friday: Work. Drink up with girls in evening

 ::)


Pissed then  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Is she familiar with Wandsworth Common?  rubschin:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2013, 10:47:24 AM »
I am here  :thumbsup:

Can't remember the last time I went to the doctors  rubschin:

As for units consumed this week  I would imagine I have broken one or two guidelines  redface:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2013, 10:52:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2013, 10:47:24 AM


As for units consumed this week  I would imagine I have broken one or two guidelines  redface:

Me too....  redface:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2013, 10:56:36 AM »
We are doomed then eh  lol:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2013, 11:04:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2013, 10:56:36 AM
We are doomed then eh  lol:

But, but I've had a LOT less than last week so I must be... sort of... in credit sort of thing or something....?  rubschin:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2013, 11:06:47 AM »
Credit is a thing of the past . Like the Dodo  whistle:
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Re: Do you lie to your doctor?
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2013, 11:13:09 AM »
Can you do a sin-eater sort of thing?  Adopt an abstainer and you get their alcy credits

I'd say thump them on the head and nick their liver but it's a bit messy, alibis are not what they were and then there's that tissue matching malarkey
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