Can you do a sin-eater sort of thing? Adopt an abstainer and you get their alcy credits
I'd say thump them on the head and nick their liver but it's a bit messy, alibis are not what they were and then there's that tissue matching malarkey
I have three cats and two dogs - none of them touch the stuff!
So, that puts me... um..... well, I'd better start on the hard stuff now if Miss D says there is no credit - I don't want to waste all those units!