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Offline BeetleHook

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Make mine a stiff one!
« on: March 04, 2013, 04:59:43 PM »
Helloooo . . .

Anyone there?

(Raps firmly on the counter top)

HELLOOO!

If anyone's listening, there's a thirsty punter out here . . .
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Offline Barman

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 05:00:49 PM »
Quote from: BeetleHook on March 04, 2013, 04:59:43 PM
Helloooo . . .

Anyone there?

(Raps firmly on the counter top)

HELLOOO!

If anyone's listening, there's a thirsty punter out here . . .

Welcome!

What will it be... stranger....
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Offline apc2010

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 05:01:10 PM »
Welcome, service is a bit crap here.....unless the landlady is here (LL)....
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 05:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 04, 2013, 05:00:49 PM
Quote from: BeetleHook on March 04, 2013, 04:59:43 PM
Helloooo . . .

Anyone there?

(Raps firmly on the counter top)

HELLOOO!

If anyone's listening, there's a thirsty punter out here . . .

Welcome!

What will it be... stranger....

Viagra,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Offline Nick

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 05:03:58 PM »
It's a pity that LL has gone barking mad  noooo:

Still, it's her way
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 05:08:42 PM »
Welcome BeetleHook, 'alf of Mild wouldn't go amiss.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2013, 05:11:36 PM »
Reminds me of somebody...  rubschin:
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Offline BeetleHook

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2013, 05:21:56 PM »
Ahh, there is life then!

I'll have a pint of your best - oh, and a n'alf of mild for t'owd scrounger in 't corner.

Who is this LL of whom you speak?

. . . and what's Viagra doing in a pub? A pube I could (at a push) understand but a pub!

Words fail me!
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 05:31:12 PM »
Quote from: BeetleHook on March 04, 2013, 05:21:56 PM
Words fail me!

Already!

Well, nice knowing you.  ;)
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 05:36:42 PM »
I thought this was about a desperate plea from Foggy  noooo:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 05:37:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 04, 2013, 05:36:42 PM
I thought this was about a desperate plea from Foggy  noooo:

 evil:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 05:48:24 PM »
 happy100

Medication is available  :thumbsup:

I may even have a newspaper story to look up  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 05:50:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 04, 2013, 05:36:42 PM
I thought this was about a desperate plea from Foggy  noooo:

 shutup:
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Offline Steve

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 06:11:29 PM »
Quote from: BeetleHook on March 04, 2013, 05:21:56 PM
. . .Words fail me!
Helcome Wookiebeet

seems words failing me too  redface:

BTW if you're over 70 don't let on and whatever you do don't drink the watered down vodka, you need the magic password to get the good stuff
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2013, 06:21:24 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 04, 2013, 06:11:29 PM
Quote from: BeetleHook on March 04, 2013, 05:21:56 PM
. . .Words fail me!
Helcome Wookiebeet

seems words failing me too  redface:

BTW if you're over 70 don't let on and whatever you do don't drink the watered down vodka, you need the magic password to get the good stuff

Password or cash.......
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