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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #75 on: March 05, 2013, 09:01:18 AM »
Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it.  ;D

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That is why BM has gone........... noooo:

I was making a new batch....  redface:

I read that as BM has been for a pee.  whistle:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #76 on: March 05, 2013, 11:07:21 AM »
Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it.  ;D

 Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.

Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.

That is why BM has gone........... noooo:

I was making a new batch....  redface:

I read that as BM has been for a pee.  whistle:

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #77 on: March 05, 2013, 05:10:20 PM »
Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it.  ;D

 Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.

Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.

That is why BM has gone........... noooo:

I was making a new batch....  redface:

Loaf, Talisker? I think we should be told.

Oh and....

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #78 on: March 05, 2013, 05:13:38 PM »
Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it.  ;D

 Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.

Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.

That is why BM has gone........... noooo:

I was making a new batch....  redface:

Loaf, Talisker? I think we should be told.

'Talisker'...  whistle:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #80 on: March 05, 2013, 05:19:55 PM »
Good evening Beetlebook, nice to meet you. I will join you in a pint of my usual. BM will sort it.  ;D

 Shocked: A pint of Talisker bankruptcy may follow.

Welcome Beetlebook from a frequenter who is sadly infrequent at the moment.

That is why BM has gone........... noooo:

I was making a new batch....  redface:

Loaf, Talisker? I think we should be told.

'Talisker'...  whistle:

I thought we had an "arrangement"?  whistle:

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #82 on: March 05, 2013, 05:29:26 PM »
The thread title  ::)
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #83 on: March 05, 2013, 05:31:01 PM »
You can always tell the new members as they try to figure out how Nick's mind works.  lol:
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #84 on: March 05, 2013, 05:41:10 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #85 on: March 05, 2013, 05:44:53 PM »
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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #86 on: March 05, 2013, 06:32:17 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #87 on: March 05, 2013, 06:35:59 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

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 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:    ;D ;D

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #88 on: March 05, 2013, 06:42:52 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

 scared2:

 lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:    ;D ;D
lol: lol: lol:

or even  evil: evil: evil: if it was my cancelled CDB hit job (still no mail order alibi)
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #89 on: March 06, 2013, 08:42:25 AM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

 scared2:


Does the undertaker hold a Royal Warrant?
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