Author Topic: Make mine a stiff one!  (Read 7855 times)

0 Members and 7 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #90 on: March 06, 2013, 11:30:36 AM »
 drumroll:
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #91 on: March 06, 2013, 01:22:50 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

 scared2:


Does the undertaker hold a Royal Warrant?

 lol: lol: lol:

Good point.  rubschin:
I mostly despair

Offline miss Tchevious

  • Senior Moment
  • ****
  • Posts: 8557
  • Reputation: 3
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #92 on: March 06, 2013, 02:42:55 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

 scared2:

My gran's brother was cremated last week, there was a massive delay. ( I swear you cant make this up) there are usually 2 burny things, but one was being renovated for larger coffins due to the amount of obesity.  noooo:

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153357
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #93 on: March 06, 2013, 02:52:35 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

 scared2:

My gran's brother was cremated last week, there was a massive delay. ( I swear you cant make this up) there are usually 2 burny things, but one was being renovated for larger coffins due to the amount of obesity.  noooo:

Cremators... ::)
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #94 on: March 06, 2013, 03:12:41 PM »
Exhausted-ers  ;)
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153357
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #95 on: March 06, 2013, 03:13:25 PM »
Exhausted-ers  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

You wanna see a picture of the finished job donchya...?
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #96 on: March 06, 2013, 03:25:41 PM »
A local worthy died yesterday after a long illness.
I have just heard that the funeral is on Friday, apparently it is so soon because the undertaker had a "cancellation".  rubschin:

 scared2:

My gran's brother was cremated last week, there was a massive delay. ( I swear you cant make this up) there are usually 2 burny things, but one was being renovated for larger coffins due to the amount of obesity.  noooo:

Cremators... ::)

It sounds nicer than 'ovens'
I mostly despair

Offline Just One More

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 26767
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #97 on: March 06, 2013, 03:26:42 PM »
Exhausted-ers  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

You wanna see a picture of the finished job donchya...?

Hang on, I'll go and get me post-works audit form
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 153357
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Make mine a stiff one!
« Reply #98 on: March 06, 2013, 03:27:39 PM »
Exhausted-ers  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:

You wanna see a picture of the finished job donchya...?

Hang on, I'll go and get me post-works audit form

 scared2:
Pro Skub  Thumbs: