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Offline Nick

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A large bang
« on: August 15, 2007, 11:12:17 AM »
I just heard a tremendous noise outside. Went to have a peek and it was a car crash.

Lady in Nissan turning right into the lane by our house mashed by yoof in Vauxhall chavmobile who was TRYING TO OVERTAKE HER as she turned right on a narrow wet road in the rain.

I prised her door open (no one hurt) and advised them to exchange details (she was in shock I think). As it is pissing it down I invited them both into the kitchen to do the business. I think her car is a write off.

I asked him old he was. I think you know the answer already.














If you thought 17 you would be right.

He was grumbling that he only had 3rd party insurance and his car was crumpled. I only looked at him. "How much is fully comp insurance then on your W reg car?"

"A lot."

I wonder why. point:

Details exchanged he drove off, at high speed, and hit a lamp post! noooo:

I suspect his steering rack may be a bit bent. Well it certainly is now evil:
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 11:35:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
If you thought 17 you would be right.

He was grumbling that he only had 3rd party insurance and his car was crumpled. I only looked at him. "How much is fully comp insurance then on your W reg car?"



Really?
Call me a cynical old bastard if you like, but I'd bet my life he hasn't got any insurance at all
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2007, 12:11:10 PM »
Not my prob! I have my own. Like where is Wenchy?
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2007, 03:22:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
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 As it is pissing it down I invited them both into the kitchen to do the business.


 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

did you tell the Macca had been in the kitchen ?
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2007, 03:31:48 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on August 15, 2007, 11:35:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
If you thought 17 you would be right.

He was grumbling that he only had 3rd party insurance and his car was crumpled. I only looked at him. "How much is fully comp insurance then on your W reg car?"



Really?
Call me a cynical old bastard if you like, but I'd bet my life he hasn't got any insurance at all

You're a cynical old bastard and I expect you're right. ;)
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 07:38:58 AM »
Quote from: Berek on August 15, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
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 As it is pissing it down I invited them both into the kitchen to do the business.


 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

did you tell the Macca had been in the kitchen ?
Nooooo, if that gets out they?ll be queuing up outside to have accidents?   noooo:
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 09:02:58 AM »
Nick - why does so much happen to you, around you or behind you eyes:

Have you been through regression to find out what in your past lives you have done that merits the misfortune you expereince in this one  lol:
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 09:13:12 AM »
Much of what happens around Nick is happening around us all ~ the differences are (i) he notices things that most of us ignore (ii) he writes about them in an amusing and informative way and (iii) he is bloody nosey and cannot "walk on by" like any normal person. Now he will glare at me I 'spect.  whistle:
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 09:19:10 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 16, 2007, 09:13:12 AM
Much of what happens around Nick is happening around us all ~ the differences are (i) he notices things that most of us ignore (ii) he writes about them in an amusing and informative way and (iii) he is bloody nosey and cannot "walk on by" like any normal person. Now he will glare at me I 'spect.  whistle:

Maybe I should take my blindfold off more often then or at least walk with my head up lol:

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Re: A large bang
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 09:29:27 AM »
He hasn't glared at me yet ~ 'praps I'll get away with it.  scared2:
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 10:08:31 AM »
I?m guessing that on this occasion the young driver was distracted by the huge illuminated sign on the front of Nick?s house.

I had Paul McCartney in my kitchen.
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 10:14:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 16, 2007, 10:08:31 AM
I?m guessing that on this occasion the young driver was distracted by the huge illuminated sign on the front of Nick?s house.

I had Paul McCartney in my kitchen.


. . . and the young driver thought, F*ck Me! A chance to be had by Nick in his kitchen - then, BANG he runs into things! Must have really spoilt his day!
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 10:47:07 AM »
Today has been uneventful so far, thank you. I went to the HQ of our roofers to give them a bit of face to face smiting. I actually got away with it eeek:

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Re: A large bang
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 11:50:53 AM »
Lady in the Nissan came round last night with a card and a bottle of whisky.

I hate whisky, but said thank you anyway. Her car is a write off.
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Re: A large bang
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 11:53:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 11:50:53 AM
Lady in the Nissan came round last night with a card and a bottle of whisky.

I hate whisky, but said thank you anyway. Her car is a write off.

You'll be needing a hand then???? What sort of whisky.
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