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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2013, 06:02:50 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on March 09, 2013, 05:58:27 PM
Bishop's Finger it was, allegedly.  More like the Verger's Pinky   whistle:
Why did I call ou and why did you make me describe my tie? Summat about rabbits I fear  rubschin:
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2013, 06:06:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 06:02:50 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 09, 2013, 05:58:27 PM
Bishop's Finger it was, allegedly.  More like the Verger's Pinky   whistle:
Why did I call ou and why did you make me describe my tie? Summat about rabbits I fear rubschin:

As in Alice perchance?

WTF were you drinking? Absinthe?

(Remember, it's ABSENCE that makes the heart grow fonder . . . .)
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2013, 06:12:07 PM »
I see I also sent a text to Snoopy that just said "Knees"  redface:
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2013, 06:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 09, 2013, 05:48:33 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 09, 2013, 05:44:42 PM
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Man up wimp...as some in here say. sleep021

But he is sick........ whistle:

Self-inflicted 'injury' IMO - get over it!

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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2013, 06:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 06:12:07 PM
I see I also sent a text to Snoopy that just said "Knees"  redface:

Should that not have been:

"Shoulders?"
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2013, 06:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 06:02:50 PM
Quote from: Pastis on March 09, 2013, 05:58:27 PM
Bishop's Finger it was, allegedly.  More like the Verger's Pinky   whistle:
Why did I call ou and why did you make me describe my tie? Summat about rabbits I fear  rubschin:

You called, I have no idea why  whistle: . You explained that you'd dressed smart for the meeting, suit and tie, your rabbit tie in fact  eeek:
I said whoa, hold it right there old chap, WTF is a Rabbit Tie?  You then described your "rabbit tie" in all its colourful detail  noooo:
I assume that this then sparked the interest of the aforementioned Annoushka and her interest in bunnies?
Bet you didn't mention your skill with a Wabbit Pie, did yer?  ;)
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2013, 06:27:38 PM »
Ah yes, I see. Wabbits rubschin:
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2013, 06:27:57 PM »
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2013, 02:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 06:12:07 PM
I see I also sent a text to Snoopy that just said "Knees"  redface:

You did ................ I was not surprised  noooo:
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2013, 02:25:04 PM »
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2013, 02:25:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 11, 2013, 02:23:44 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 09, 2013, 06:12:07 PM
I see I also sent a text to Snoopy that just said "Knees"  redface:

You did ................ I was not surprised  noooo:

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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2013, 02:29:32 PM »
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2013, 03:04:59 PM »
I may have changed my mind  whistle:
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2013, 03:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2013, 03:04:59 PM
I may have changed my mind  whistle:

Well that last one wasn't that good......... whistle:
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Re: The all new I am never drinking again thread
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2013, 03:24:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 03:06:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 11, 2013, 03:04:59 PM
I may have changed my mind  whistle:

Well that last one wasn't that good......... whistle:


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