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Offline Steve

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2013, 09:29:26 PM »
So whatever is wrong with your car we can conclude that this Argie Archiebishop does not have a chronic slipping fan belt

prolly that's why they gave him the job.  Didn't check if he had knocking big-ends though did they?
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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2013, 09:32:56 PM »
So whatever is wrong with your car we can conclude that this Argie Archiebishop does not have a chronic slipping fan belt

prolly that's why they gave him the job.  Didn't check if he had knocking big-ends though did they?

Knocking small ends more like.......... noooo:

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2013, 09:34:41 PM »
and as for his cam shaft  ;)  say no more
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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2013, 09:42:08 PM »
Does this one shit in the woods................... rubschin:

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2013, 09:43:27 PM »
with his Catholic Bears?

We need to ask the scouser
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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2013, 10:18:02 PM »


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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2013, 11:38:46 PM »
and as for his cam shaft  ;)  say no more

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2013, 02:57:47 AM »
The news reporter explained that after the white smoke there would be a delay before the new Pope would emerge. "Each of the 114 Cardinals involved in The Conclave would line up and individually swear their allegience to the new Pope and kiss the Papal Ring"  eeek:

That's where it all starts I tells ya.

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2013, 05:21:19 AM »
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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2013, 07:47:53 AM »
The news reporter explained that after the white smoke there would be a delay before the new Pope would emerge. "Each of the 114 Cardinals involved in The Conclave would line up and individually swear their allegience to the new Pope and kiss the Papal Ring"  eeek:

That's where it all starts I tells ya.

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2013, 08:25:39 AM »
Feel sorry for the last Pope. Now that he has been replaced, his ring will be crushed !
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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2013, 09:06:09 AM »
Feel sorry for the last Pope. Now that he has been replaced, his ring will be crushed !

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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2013, 09:07:54 AM »
So, the morals and sexual understanding for a sizeable chunk of the world's population is in the hands of a 76 year old man who (if he's true to his faith) has never had an orgasm!


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Re: 1806hr's - We Have White Smoke
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2013, 06:40:29 PM »
It will be interesting to see if he ever visits the UK seeing as he has been on the hand over the Falklands bandwagon.  rubschin:
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