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Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« on: March 14, 2013, 08:30:26 PM »
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2013, 08:36:35 PM »
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2013, 08:41:16 PM »
Well you can come and cheer me up. Do you have any fluffy socks?  rubschin:
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2013, 08:43:44 PM »
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Well we never knew Nick had such a suit.  Been to your cottage to have the buttons sewn back on has he?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2013, 08:45:06 PM »
Well you can come and cheer me up. Do you have any fluffy socks?  rubschin:

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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2013, 08:47:33 PM »
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Do you wriggle? 
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM »
They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2013, 08:54:05 PM »
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Well we never knew Nick had such a suit.  Been to your cottage to have the buttons sewn back on has he?

I've heard he has lot's of outfits but he's only had the buttons done on the spiderman and the baby grow... ;)
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2013, 08:56:25 PM »
They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:

No-one does  noooo:
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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2013, 08:56:45 PM »
Stop rattling tins at me you bastards  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

No I do not want to see the staff (male) at my local Sainsbury's having their legs waxed  or sponsor them to do it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Stop being a miserable old sod... noooo:

Get out your spiderman suit and go to work.. Thumbs:
Well we never knew Nick had such a suit.  Been to your cottage to have the buttons sewn back on has he?

I've heard he has lot's of outfits but he's only had the buttons done on the spiderman and the baby grow... ;)
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Nick in that suit?



We can see why the buttons might have got pinged but I think Nick needs the seams letting out too

They won't get 1p from me...  noooo:

Padlock back on the wallet eh?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2013, 09:11:35 PM »
Nick could always have a sponsored no cock up day, the longer he lasts the more money gets paid....  rubschin:





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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2013, 11:59:23 PM »
Well you can come and cheer me up. Do you have any fluffy socks?  rubschin:

Do you actually have ANY socks, or are they a bit like your boiler....non exsistant? Shrugs:


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Re: Oh what joy. It's Red Nose Day again
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2013, 07:39:41 AM »
There appears to be a baby Spider man trying to escape from that chaps bag. eeek:
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