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Offline miss Tchevious

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2013, 11:39:19 AM »
Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport?  eveilgrin:

You didn't say 'over'... ::)

No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi!  Thumbs:

NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today!  redface:

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 lol: lol: lol:


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Roger Misty   :thumbsup:


N.B. This is not an invitation  noooo:


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Good to know.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2013, 11:42:50 AM »
Does this mean that they all have to walk to the airport?  eveilgrin:

You didn't say 'over'... ::)

No, I managed to jump-start it with the battery from MeMi!  Thumbs:

NOTHING but NOTHING would stop me getting them to the airport today!  redface:

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 lol: lol: lol:


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Roger Misty   :thumbsup:


N.B. This is not an invitation  noooo:


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  lol: lol: lol:
Good to know.  :thumbsup:

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Just a suggestion ackchooly

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2013, 11:43:29 AM »
Oh yes ^ the old intros joke

"Have you met my wife Roger?"  "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"

Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either

Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2013, 11:47:02 AM »
Oh yes ^ the old intros joke

"Have you met my wife Roger?"  "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"

Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either

Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave

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I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.


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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2013, 11:47:57 AM »
Oh yes ^ the old intros joke

"Have you met my wife Roger?"  "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"

Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either

Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2013, 11:50:10 AM »
And now a shitstorm: will head my way for being such a miserable bastard all week... ::)

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2013, 11:52:50 AM »
Oh yes ^ the old intros joke

"Have you met my wife Roger?"  "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"

Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either

Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave

over


I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.


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Once had a nine hour flight with one that screemed all the way and the parents ignored her...They should be banned from public places unless they can behave... evil:
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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2013, 11:55:16 AM »
Oh yes ^ the old intros joke

"Have you met my wife Roger?"  "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"

Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either

Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave

over


I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.


Over.

Once had a nine hour flight with one that screemed all the way and the parents ignored her...They should be banned from public places unless they can behave... evil:

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2013, 11:57:30 AM »
 surrender:   redface: 
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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2013, 12:00:19 PM »
Darwin, have you ever turned yer Landrover over, over  whistle:
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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2013, 12:03:19 PM »
Oh yes ^ the old intros joke

"Have you met my wife Roger?"  "Roger, my wife."
"Well if you insist"

Anyway reading all those woes above I am so OVERjoyed we never had brats, hence no grandbrats either

Kids should be born with a strip of velcro down their backs so you can stick them on a suitable velcroed wall until they STFU and behave

over


I totally agree. I have enough to do taking care of monkey boy and all my other animals. Also, children scare me. Don't you hate those ones on an hairplane that peek over the top of seat infront and just stare at you.


Over.
Oh yes, kids should only be allowed if they fit in the overhead storage or under the seat in front of the parent - and stay there.  Once encountered a brat whose mum thought it a great idea to let him play with a pretend machine gun (with all the noises) on an overnght flight.

The strange thing is babies never bother me on planes.  They scream during take off (ears popping methinks) and then seem to sleep the rest of the way

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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2013, 12:07:25 PM »
Darwin, have you ever turned yer Landrover over, over  whistle:
No, but I had a bit of bover with my other clover covered Rover on the way to Dover.
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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2013, 05:28:04 PM »
I suppose the uphill gardening club would say






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Re: Kids of today... WARNING! Contains profanity!
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2013, 08:54:18 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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