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Mr Nick goes into battle
« on: March 18, 2013, 09:02:59 AM »
Last week I visited the E ON website to look at their boiler installation service. I filled in the online form. The last question was "Do you want a payment plan" YES/NO

I ticked YES.

Gary e mails me and says, "WE don't offer a payment plan."  rubschin:

I pursue this, or try to, with Customer Services, but they close at 3.30  Banghead

I call the office of the Chief Exec where I talk to Tina and explain my bafflement.

She called back earlier. They don't offer a payment plan. The question is only there to weed out people who cannot stump up £2K instantly since they are viewed as timewasters. I am furious  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Right, 9.00 and the Office of the Ombudsman is open  eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 09:04:26 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 09:08:03 AM »
"Mr Nick suffers early defeat"
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 09:25:00 AM »
Mr Nick is going into Battle.   That's where my bank is, couldn't pay these cheques in for me while you're there could you please Nick?  Oh and a copy of the Times from Dillons too please

Have I mistook?

Well not as badly as Nick has his chances of winning this one
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 09:29:44 AM »
Mr Nick is going into Battle.   That's where my bank is, couldn't pay these cheques in for me while you're there could you please Nick?  Oh and a copy of the Times from Dillons too please

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Well not as badly as Nick has his chances of winning this one

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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2013, 09:42:00 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2013, 09:47:17 AM »
How's it going with the Bumoddsman Ombudsman?  Bum odds on success I'll wager
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2013, 11:24:50 AM »
Well, Trading Standards are on the case and see it as a clear case of misrepresentation. I have also had a shouty phone call with a Director of E ON who appeared to be an idiot  cussing:  ( He called me)
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2013, 11:31:20 AM »
I have also had a shouty phone call with a Director of E ON who appeared to be an idiot  ( He called me)

Doesn't everyone call you an idiot?
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2013, 11:36:23 AM »
I have also had a shouty phone call with a Director of E ON who appeared to be an idiot  ( He called me)

Doesn't everyone call you an idiot?

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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2013, 11:37:55 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2013, 11:40:58 AM »
But are you any closer to a new boiler?
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 11:42:23 AM »
But are you any closer to a new boiler?

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Re: Mr Nick goes into battle
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 11:46:17 AM »
But are you any closer to a new boiler?

Doesn't matter. At least he is hot and bothered now  :thumbsup:
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