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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #105 on: March 20, 2013, 10:49:48 AM »
I have never been barred from a pub  angel1
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #106 on: March 20, 2013, 10:54:25 AM »
We went to The Cricketers Inn last time...  whistle:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #107 on: March 20, 2013, 10:54:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 20, 2013, 10:49:48 AM
I have never been barred from a pub  angel1
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #108 on: March 20, 2013, 10:55:48 AM »
ah bless

not sure if I am still, got thrown out of one when my mate lost it.  Was a long time ago
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #109 on: March 20, 2013, 10:57:32 AM »
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #110 on: March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM »
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #111 on: March 20, 2013, 08:06:47 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:

I have 20Kg of luggage....  Thumbs:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #112 on: March 20, 2013, 08:07:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2013, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:

I have 20Kg of luggage....  Thumbs:

Nearly a double  decker of marmite........ cloud9:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #113 on: March 20, 2013, 08:09:23 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2013, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:

I have 20Kg of luggage....  Thumbs:

Nearly a double  decker of marmite........ cloud9:

A football pitch sized spread of the stuff...  Thumbs:

Don't tell Miss D like....  noooo:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #114 on: March 20, 2013, 08:11:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2013, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:

I have 20Kg of luggage....  Thumbs:
Ah there is that and it's never the same if you transport it by swallowing those filled condoms the druggie smugglers use

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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #115 on: March 20, 2013, 08:13:22 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 20, 2013, 08:11:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2013, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:

I have 20Kg of luggage....  Thumbs:
Ah there is that and it's never the same if you transport it by swallowing those filled condoms the druggie smugglers use

Condoms...?  rubschin:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #116 on: March 20, 2013, 08:14:52 PM »
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #117 on: March 20, 2013, 08:18:19 PM »
Don't you ever watch those Border Control programmes?  The Oz one is the best.  Some chinese scrote gets pulled up at customs, tries to deny it sweating profusely and later is X rayed and found to have 20 heroin filled* condoms in his stomach

It's a great programme all the family can play.  You stop the replay just when person is stopped and you all bet on guilty or innocent.  Loser has to feed the cat.


* in your case they'd be Marmite filled one of course - but i really don't think Apey would want the results
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #118 on: March 20, 2013, 08:23:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2013, 08:09:23 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 20, 2013, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:04:08 PM
BM can stock up om marmite n bovril for me......... :thumbsup:

I have 20Kg of luggage....  Thumbs:

Nearly a double  decker of marmite........ cloud9:

A football pitch sized spread of the stuff...  Thumbs:

Don't tell Miss D like....  noooo:

You have just replaced JOM in the torture chamber  noooo:
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Re: Pub Meeting?
« Reply #119 on: March 20, 2013, 08:25:26 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 20, 2013, 08:18:19 PM
Don't you ever watch those Border Control programmes?  The Oz one is the best.  Some chinese scrote gets pulled up at customs, tries to deny it sweating profusely and later is X rayed and found to have 20 heroin filled* condoms in his stomach

It's a great programme all the family can play.  You stop the replay just when person is stopped and you all bet on guilty or innocent.  Loser has to feed the cat.


* in your case they'd be Marmite filled one of course - but i really don't think Apey would want the results

I remember many years ago on the Generation Game (Brucey, not that gayer)...

One of the games was a sort of customs thing... the contestants had to pretend to carry a bag and fool the 'customs officer' as to its weight - heavy or light...

But one of the contestants was a customs officer and he got every single one right....  eeek:

Nowadays he'd be a Border Patrol officer and would kick shit out of you for having 2,000 Captsan Full Strength while ignoring the fact that you also had a Glock automatic and 5Kg of Heroin in the same case....  ::)
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