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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #481 on: July 28, 2018, 02:10:42 PM »
Why would you do that....Just eat blooming mayonnaise chilled in the fridge   noooo:

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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #482 on: July 28, 2018, 02:41:40 PM »
Why would you do that....Just eat blooming mayonnaise chilled in the fridge   noooo:
I already do  redface:
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #483 on: August 09, 2018, 04:21:25 AM »
Turning a watermelon into a 'ham joint'....



https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/slice-crispy-smoked-ham-made-watermelon-7808370/

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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #484 on: August 09, 2018, 10:03:56 AM »
Turning a watermelon into a 'ham joint'....



https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/07/slice-crispy-smoked-ham-made-watermelon-7808370/

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It's a  noooo: from me too
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #487 on: September 12, 2018, 02:25:25 AM »
As pizzas go I think I'll pass thanks...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/09/people-are-eating-this-chippy-tea-pizza-with-mushy-peas-and-curry-sauce-7928852/
That's a  noooo: from me too

Foist them off onto Baldymort you say? Well I suppose he would be so excited over having a pizza that he wouldn't check the toppings...  whistle:
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #488 on: September 19, 2018, 03:03:18 AM »
Banana on pizza....  noooo:

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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #489 on: October 16, 2018, 12:11:31 AM »
Brussels Sprout flavoured tea??? Dear God, who in their right mind could come up with such a disgusterous abomination...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/09/sainsburys-launches-brussels-sprouts-and-pigs-in-blankets-flavour-tea-8021096/
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #490 on: October 16, 2018, 08:25:20 AM »
Brussels Sprout flavoured tea??? Dear God, who in their right mind could come up with such a disgusterous abomination...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/09/sainsburys-launches-brussels-sprouts-and-pigs-in-blankets-flavour-tea-8021096/
noooo:
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #491 on: October 17, 2018, 08:49:17 PM »
Brussels Sprout flavoured tea??? Dear God, who in their right mind could come up with such a disgusterous abomination...  sick2:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/09/sainsburys-launches-brussels-sprouts-and-pigs-in-blankets-flavour-tea-8021096/
noooo:

Maybe we should have BM test it, after all if it goes through him like a dose of salts he isn't going to notice...  rubschin:
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #492 on: October 23, 2018, 02:55:12 AM »
Avocado stout?? I think I'll pass on this one thanks but as it's vegetarian............................Steve, how would you feel about being the pub guinea pig this time...  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6303695/London-pub-Long-Arm-Pub-Shoreditch-creates-avocado-beer.html
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Re: Miss D's Food of Wrongness Classifications
« Reply #493 on: October 23, 2018, 08:49:00 AM »
Avocado stout?? I think I'll pass on this one thanks but as it's vegetarian............................Steve, how would you feel about being the pub guinea pig this time...  Thumbs:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-6303695/London-pub-Long-Arm-Pub-Shoreditch-creates-avocado-beer.html
Sounds bonkers and a waste of good hops and avocados but will look out for it next time I'm in Shoreditch (never been)
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