Here's another seasonal one, a roadkill Christmas dinner....
Jim Alexander, 41, has already collected nearly 50 fresh animal corpses from near his home in Torquay, Devon, where he butchers the meat. He and girlfriend Betina Bradshaw, 54, will serve their menu to their family and friends, which includes deer, pheasant, rabbits and even badgers.
Sounds like a car crash event in the making....
https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/11/couple-serve-christmas-dinner-made-entirely-roadkill-8229682/
An entire Christmas dinner?
Must have gone off road for the sprouts
Not sure about sprouts but Mr Darwin sir may want to check his fields for unexplained tyre tracks...