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Offline Steve

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The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« on: March 19, 2013, 10:19:40 AM »
I have a cunning plan to restore world and local confidence in your crisis riven isle

Lightly kill the current government (well lock them away for a bit) and replace all the key roles with the locally resident experts.

But who in which roles.  Pirate for Defence minister, Apey for minister of sport and entertainment?  Of course [crawler mode] Barman seems a shoe in to be PM because he can run a piss up in a brewery and hang mini doors but imho [less crawler mode] Landlady appears to be able to sort out the after effects. Miss T for Treasury, Baldy for Home Office?

You'd need an official oppstosition of course best filled with the wisdom from  afar of those in the UK.  And on Friday afternoons they could run Blighty. 

Uncle or Snoops for leader of the Opstosition?  TMR for shadow transport?  Miss D for Food regulation?

Like I really know (it all sounded so clever when I was making brekkie)

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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2013, 10:26:21 AM »
I can see it now...... cloud9:
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2013, 01:32:57 PM »
BM 4 PM....  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2013, 01:34:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2013, 01:32:57 PM
BM 4 PM....  cloud9:

BM towers could be parliament ,...... :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2013, 01:37:25 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 01:34:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2013, 01:32:57 PM
BM 4 PM....  cloud9:

BM towers could be parliament ,...... :thumbsup:

I wouldn't even have to go out to werk like! Party001:
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2013, 02:13:17 PM »
Yeah ...Marmite to be banned  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2013, 02:16:16 PM »
Miss D could be their Ambassador here  rubschin:  She could promote Cyprus products, like goats. And, um, goats
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2013, 02:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
Yeah ...Marmite to be banned  :thumbsup:

 Banghead  what have I done?

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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2013, 02:55:50 PM »
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What position are you aiming for Steve? I see you are polishing your Greek already.  ;)
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2013, 03:00:00 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2013, 02:55:50 PM
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What position are you aiming for Steve? I see you are polishing your Greek already.  ;)
Shadow minister for Misspellingsting?

A junior role perhaps but I am new here (and some say useless at just about everyfink else)
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2013, 03:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2013, 02:13:17 PM
Yeah ...all foods of wrongness to be banned  :thumbsup:

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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2013, 03:05:51 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 19, 2013, 03:00:00 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2013, 02:55:50 PM
Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)

What position are you aiming for Steve? I see you are polishing your Greek already.  ;)
Shadow minister for Misspellingsting?

A junior role perhaps but I am new here (and some say useless at just about everyfink else)
pathead:
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2013, 03:08:04 PM »
And yourself?  Agriculture would clearly be too easy, with that turnip future work maybe Chancellor




of Turnippery?
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Re: The all new Cypriot Government (and oppstosition)
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2013, 03:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2013, 01:37:25 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 01:34:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 19, 2013, 01:32:57 PM
BM 4 PM....  cloud9:

BM towers could be parliament ,...... :thumbsup:

I wouldn't even have to go out to werk like! Party001:

So no change then........ Thumbs:
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