Minor wants to take a couple to school and watch the Police Sniffer Dog go demented.
Yes the local high school has weekly random visits from the sniffers 
If you are going to do it, do it in style. Is there anyone at the school that either of you really cant stand.... 
Slip them in the back of text books in the staff room. 
A couple of years ago during one of the visits the dog went straight to the Teacher and got all excited ...... Policeman was most embarrassed but had to ask the teacher to empty his pockets ..... dog was attracted to a Ventolin Inhaler the teacher had in his jacket pocket.
Minimus carries Epipens for use in an emergency as he is anaphylactic and he makes a point of declaring them as soon as the police arrive.
NB For the ignorant Anaphylaxis has nothing to do with Annalog or Phallus