Yes, I know, I know. And there is a stash of them... night lights, fragranced, scented, Christmas
, and good old plain utilitiarian for the power cut - when it happens.
An earlier Madame Pastis had a predilection for nightlights surrounding the bath
. Until one fell in and spattered hot wax where she was least expecting it
This desire then escalated to dimmer switches controlling the downlighter spots
. A jobsworth energy assessment technician (
) subsequently informed me that dimmer switches wouldn't reduce consumption (sic)
.
As if that were the point...