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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #150 on: April 12, 2013, 06:47:03 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #151 on: April 12, 2013, 06:48:15 PM »
I thought you might have a few dislocations  redface:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #152 on: April 12, 2013, 06:50:30 PM »
I thought you might have a few dislocations  redface:


oh noes, I'm all bendy like.  :thumbsup:

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #153 on: April 12, 2013, 06:52:41 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #154 on: April 12, 2013, 06:55:04 PM »
I thought you might have a few dislocations  redface:


oh noes, I'm all bendy like.  :thumbsup:

She is! Drool:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #155 on: April 12, 2013, 07:05:19 PM »
How bendy?


I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #157 on: April 14, 2013, 10:19:35 AM »
Cow TV again 

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch 

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act 

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

What the fuck did you eat....... eeek: eeek:

Her?     whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #158 on: April 14, 2013, 12:55:28 PM »
Cow TV again 

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch 

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act 

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

What the fuck did you eat....... eeek: eeek:

Her?     whistle:

I think that I will have nightmares tonight, that is not a nice image. noooo: evil:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #159 on: April 14, 2013, 03:08:23 PM »
She looked a bit stringy to me  sick2:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #160 on: April 14, 2013, 03:58:51 PM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #161 on: April 14, 2013, 04:04:34 PM »
She looked a bit stringy to me  sick2:
So you went to lunch with a puppet of Vanessa Regrave.   eeek:



strangerer and strangerer.  What did she have to drink?  Furniture polish?
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #162 on: April 18, 2013, 09:08:34 AM »
Phase 2 now complete  eveilgrin:

Phase 3 complete by end of April IF Vanessa Redgrave pulls her finger out.  evil:

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #163 on: April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM »
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply  Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #164 on: April 20, 2013, 01:11:53 PM »
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply  Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

Yeah but we got this thread ....... ::)