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Offline boogs

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #285 on: June 21, 2013, 09:17:13 PM »
You could set up a business selling maggots to people who go fishing

Far be it from me to bring a drop of reality here, but those of you who took any notice in biology lessons, may recall that maggots do not just keep growing into bigger, fatter maggots when left for this length of time.

I think Nick should probably pick up one of these:



Yes ... but maggots sounds more exciting and gruesome...  If when he drives up the road if he has blackout blinds on his windows he has a problem... eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #286 on: June 22, 2013, 07:33:39 AM »
You could set up a business selling maggots to people who go fishing

Far be it from me to bring a drop of reality here, but those of you who took any notice in biology lessons, may recall that maggots do not just keep growing into bigger, fatter maggots when left for this length of time.

I think Nick should probably pick up one of these:



Yes ... but maggots sounds more exciting and gruesome...  If when he drives up the road if he has blackout blinds on his windows he has a problem... eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #287 on: June 24, 2013, 03:40:28 PM »
I am informed that following our recent business transactions ( eveilgrin:)  Special Agent Lara has gone to Australia and Jack is "looking to change career".

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« Reply #288 on: June 24, 2013, 03:58:54 PM »
I am informed that following our recent business transactions ( eveilgrin:)  Special Agent Lara has gone to Australia and Jack is "looking to change career".

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Was Jack the " bean counter"..... rubschin:

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #289 on: June 24, 2013, 04:00:20 PM »
No he was the thin controller. It's baffling.
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #290 on: June 24, 2013, 06:57:56 PM »
It is all baffling to me... ::) redface:
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« Reply #291 on: June 24, 2013, 07:03:57 PM »
Baffling here as well. confused:
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« Reply #292 on: June 24, 2013, 07:21:19 PM »
Baffling here as well. confused:

That is a relief Miss C I thought it was just me.... :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #293 on: June 25, 2013, 04:02:21 PM »
Moves are being made  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #294 on: June 25, 2013, 06:21:44 PM »
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #295 on: June 25, 2013, 06:23:00 PM »
Oh yes  eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #296 on: June 26, 2013, 12:40:52 PM »
Prospect of dosh within her grasp Pam has pulled her finger out at last  eveilgrin:
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #297 on: June 26, 2013, 01:53:39 PM »
Whoops. Govinda had bowled a googly thingy  scared2:

Will ignore her  angel1
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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #298 on: June 26, 2013, 02:07:36 PM »
Whoops. Govinda had bowled a googly thingy  scared2:

Will ignore her  angel1

As this is the first time you've mentioned her I assume you have been.

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Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
« Reply #299 on: June 26, 2013, 02:08:33 PM »
SHe is the Ozzie hippy who could have derailed the whole thing. She is now kicking off  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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