The Once Upon a Time Independent Republic of Marmite-Twigletia

[Steve]

Thread title changed in accordance with the Treaty of Bickering

Following my appalling cock up slight mistook in putting Miss D as Minister for Food, the betrayal by the double agent Boogs and the extreme measures of the revisionist Barman in declaring the VP a "Marmite Free Zone" it is clear that a new step is need

Behold Marmite-Twigletia the world's newest nation

Territory will be flexible, defined as anywhere where Marmite/Twiglet lovers be and Marmite haters with axes ain't looking.

The President and other clever dick roles will be filled by whichever Marmite/Twiglet lover can be arsed at the time is around

We demand that Bickering is kept strictly neutral

An immediate priority will be dealing with the threats of WMD * so the Cunning almost secret 3 pronged  Defence Plan ** will be put into immediate effect

Citizens of Marmite-Twigletia our time has come

 


Right, what needs to be fixed next?



* Weapons of Miss Demeanour

** This will consist of (1) running away, (2) positioning foolish brave scapegoats in the way and (3) threatening advanced lampoonery

[apc2010]

I can be in charge , Snoopy can be treasurer..........

[Nick]

DS has a tanker (needs to be flushed out a bit)

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I can make spooky noises and frighten people!

[Steve]

I can malespooky noises and frighten people!

  This is going rather well


No reply from the enemy. have we stolen a march on them



or are they just sloshed?

[apc2010]

Can we twin with sushi land just for back up.......

[Nick]

I can malespooky noises and frighten people!

  This is going rather well


No reply from the enemy. have we stolen a march on them



or are they just sloshed?

Prolly canoodling with the man     I can think of nothing werse 

[Barman]

You're ripping the VP asunder like.... 

Whatever that means.... 

[boogs]

The enemy are just standing in the wings waiting..  patience is a virtue....

[apc2010]

You're ripping the VP asunder like.... 

Whatever that means.... 

Is that a chamber pot........

[Barman]

You're ripping the VP asunder like.... 

Whatever that means.... 

Is that a chamber pot........

No... that is a gusunder...

[boogs]

I can malespooky noises and frighten people!

  This is going rather well


No reply from the enemy. have we stolen a march on them



or are they just sloshed?

Prolly canoodling with the man     I can think of nothing werse 

What both of us ....

[Miss Demeanour]

What treachery is afoot. 

You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate. 

I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !

[apc2010]

What treachery is afoot. 

You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate. 

I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !

Your normal Friday night then........

[boogs]

What treachery is afoot. 

You low life traitors will be dealt with in the manner that suits your crime. You will be rounded up, stripped and coated in the stuff that has sealed your fate. 

I shall round up the scraggiest, most flea ridden pesky cat's with the coursest tongues to take off the outer layers of your skin. I shall then pour salt all over your slug like bodies until you repent !

No that''s what I call a plan...