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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2013, 06:49:43 PM »
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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2013, 08:22:37 PM »
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

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I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.
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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2013, 08:23:53 PM »
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:
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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2013, 08:24:36 PM »
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2013, 08:26:36 PM »
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

I've seen your tee shirt!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2013, 08:57:06 PM »
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2013, 09:45:50 AM »
noooooo!!  I was jesting.  Sensible people never appear on television unless they are being paid mega heaps of dough

Appearing on low budget Vox Pop TV is second only to hearing someone dedicate play of a record to you on a radio station in terms of enduring shame

Zactly they get a 10 second soundbite ,,,then call/faceache all their friends to watch ....... cussing:   

it is the same people on all the channels........

Ten seconds eh...?  rubschin:

VIRTUAL HYPHEN PUB DOT COM!

I could even get you a tee shirt printed!  cool14:

I read that as...

VIRTUAL HYMEN PUB DOT COM, get that printed on a tee shirt and you would certainly have a show-stopper.

doh:   noooo:

It would go with the thread title........ rubschin:

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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2013, 02:12:54 PM »
Just found out a guy who does work for me is on it........ noooo:

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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2013, 02:19:51 PM »
Just found out a guy who does work for me is on it........ noooo:

Twattington Major...  noooo:
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« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2013, 02:22:09 PM »
Just found out a guy who does work for me is on it........ noooo:

Twattington Major...  noooo:

I'll wait to see what he says ........it may be positive,,,,,, rubschin:  it not ............. eveilgrin:

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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2013, 06:59:52 PM »
It's on now ..........cannot get it....... Banghead

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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2013, 07:12:09 PM »
Got it a positive spin....... :thumbsup:

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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2013, 07:14:11 PM »
nice Vickable chest on the presenter
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Re: Complete Twat.........
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2013, 07:16:13 PM »
nice Vickable chest on the presenter

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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2013, 07:16:36 PM »
nice Vickable chest on the presenter

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