VP F1 race to the Golden Coconut!

[boogs]

This may amuse - should prolly go in the From the In Box thread

From SniffPetrol

More drivers drop out of last two races
Posted in Motorsport, News by Sniff Petrol on Wednesday, November 13th, 2013
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Following news that Kimi Raikkonen is to miss the last two races of the Formula 1 season due to ‘back problems’, several other drivers have revealed that they too will be sitting out the remainder of the year.

First to drop out were Ferrari drivers Fernando Alonso, who gave the excuse that his back was ‘still a bit hurty’, and Felipe Massa, who claimed that after signing for Williams he had accidentally ‘thrown away’ all his Ferrari overalls.

Not to be outdone, Lewis Hamilton announced he was missing the last two races on account of having ‘no one to look after the dog’ whilst team mate Nico Rosberg said he mistakenly thought Abu Dhabi was the last race of the year and had ‘booked a two week non-refundable holiday at Center Parcs’.

Other absentees will include Pastor Maldonado, who claimed his seat had got jammed too far toward after the team adjusted it ‘to let Massa have a go’ and Sergio Perez who will be unable to drive on account of ‘crying too much’.

Meanwhile, over at Red Bull Mark Webber will not complete the season because he ‘just can’t be fucking arsed’.

In total, 20 of the current 22 drivers have elected not to compete in the final two races. As a result, the only entries in this weekend’s US GP will be Sebastian Vettel, who will win as usual, and Marussia’s Max Chilton, who will somehow finish 19th.


How the US Grand Prix might look this weekend, yesterday

LINKY

 

[boogs]

No Kimi for USA and Brazil GPs   

Not a surprise  Who can blame him if they didn't pay me I would do the same 

Shame for the sport tho ...

Back back he says, "needing an op".  Could be true

Who do we want to see in his Lotus?  Kovalainen?

Seems I got my wish

Kovalainen to drive last two races for Lotus

 

[Steve]

Going to be really busy for a couple of days so in case I forget my default forecast for Austin is

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber

not forgetting

19. Chilton

[boogs]

Going to be really busy for a couple of days so in case I forget my default forecast for Austin is

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber

not forgetting

19. Chilton

     I'll do mine in a bit ...  Have a good weekend 

[Steve]

Going to be really busy for a couple of days so in case I forget my default forecast for Austin is

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Webber

not forgetting

19. Chilton

     I'll do mine in a bit ...  Have a good weekend 

Cheers Boogs.  Actually I'd better OUIJA-mail the bear man now.

[boogs]

1.  Kraut

2.  Froggy G

3. Webber

[apc2010]

1.  Kraut

2.  Froggy G

3. Webber

Miss T.........

[boogs]

1.  Kraut

2.  Froggy G

3. Webber

Miss T.........

Froggy not Foggy 

[apc2010]

1.  Kraut

2.  Froggy G

3. Webber

Miss T.........

Froggy not Foggy 

 

[boogs]

1.  Kraut

2.  Froggy G

3. Webber

Miss T.........

Froggy not Foggy 

 

 

[Steve]

Gonna change mine to

Vettel
Webber
Grosjean

OUIJAmail from the Bear:

1. Vettel...as ever
2.. Webber ...I hope
3. Alonso

[Steve]

Right, finally now I can can sit down and watch the race

[boogs]

Right, finally now I can can sit down and watch the race

I am in the middle of it I will say nothing 

[Steve]

New scores on the doors


Steve...............40
Boogs .............39
Growler............32

1 GP to go, 6 more points available to each of us and Boogs on a charge with that perfect prediction

[apc2010]

New scores on the doors


Steve...............40
Boogs .............39
Growler............32

1 GP to go, 6 more points available to each of us and Boogs on a charge with that perfect prediction

Poor bear........