Not so much a song for BM as an (as yet) incomplete rewrite that's been in my head the last few days. If anyone wants to add a verse feel free.
Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Sea Shanty - Derby Ram
The Landlord of this pub, he's as bonkers as can be,
He wears a plastic bucket, for the whole world to see.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
Some members of this pub, well, they think he is an mong.
But I think it's because he's had that bucket on far to long.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
One of the Smuggers Club, he's as smug as smug can be;
Unless he's buggered up the repairs on his MeMi.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
He even broke his tablet, knocked it off the bath
He wasn't very happy, but the rest of us had a good laugh
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
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Don't feel too put upon BM, 'What Shall We Do With A Drunken Apey' is also going around my head. I just don't know if it would be cruel and unusual punishment to give Misty so many ideas....
I love a project.
What shall we do with a drunken Apey
What shall we do with a drunken Apey
What shall we do with a drunken Apey??..
Wake him in the morning!
Hoo ray he never gets up
Hoo ray he never gets up
Hoo ray he never gets up
Early in the morning
Time to get a round in? watch him fuck off
time to get a round in? watch him fuck off
time to get a round in? watch him fuck off
unless the beers are free.
Hoo ray he never pays
Hoo ray he never pays
Hoo ray he never pays
unless he drinks alone
Try to break the padlocks, can't be managed
try to break the padlocks, can't be managed
try to break the padlocks, can't be managed
neither can my handcuffs
Help me he's got me shackled
Help me he's got me shackled
Help me he's got me shackled
rescue me by morning!
he's drunk again and talking bollox
he's drunk again and talking bollox
he's drunk again and talking bollox
what a new surprise
one more pint of carlsberg
one more pint of carlsberg
one more pint of carlsberg
and VP gets his ranting!
he's all yours now good night good riddance
all yours now good night good riddance
all yours now good night good riddance
keep him til the morning.