Song titles for VP members..

[boogs]

Think I've just found a songwriting partner 

 

  i enjoyed that.

 more to follow......

The new Lennon and McCartney 






Could be money in this Apey 

[miss Tchevious]

Got one!!

ok, to the tune of " I will survive ".....


At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Apey spent years upon this forum til I found the site,
But BM made feel so welcome, and I kind of settled in
And now I'm here!   and you are my guilty sin!...

Go on VP!
you have helped me!
Tel fixed every problem that I had on every broken PC
Miss D shared every voddy that I need to get me through the day,
and when that's done, I get a giggle from Miss A!...

Now T.M.R.
you are a star!
It was a pleasure to have met you even though you drank the bar
but Boogs came second in the fishing shack, she had a needy thirst
And Apey paid the bar bill, yes, that's a fucking first!

Girls need a night,
without a man!
Pastis and Marley join the Uncle, and go cheer for his West Ham,
Miss C, Tipsy and Barmisspah are out filming girly porn,
While Steve is trying hard, to convert TG to quorn.

Then there's the boys
make too much noise
but if we need to shut them up I'm sure that baldy has some toys,
a gimp mask for the ghostly Marley, or does that sound like hell?
we could ask the wise old Darwin or the beautiful LL............






I hope this song
was not too long
if bits don't rhyme I hope you do not think that I'm a total mong
if I forgot some names I'm sorry but I'm struggling to think
I love you all, now let's ask Apey for a drink...........................



          MissT

[Grumpmeister]

  I think I've created a monster 

[Miss Adventure]

Brilliant!!

[miss Tchevious]

 

 Christmas number one me thinks. 

[boogs]

Got one!!

ok, to the tune of " I will survive ".....


At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Apey spent years upon this forum til I found the site,
But BM made feel so welcome, and I kind of settled in
And now I'm here!   and you are my guilty sin!...

Go on VP!
you have helped me!
Tel fixed every problem that I had on every broken PC
Miss D shared every voddy that I need to get me through the day,
and when that's done, I get a giggle from Miss A!...

Now T.M.R.
you are a star!
It was a pleasure to have met you even though you drank the bar
but Boogs came second in the fishing shack, she had a needy thirst
And Apey paid the bar bill, yes, that's a fucking first!

Girls need a night,
without a man!
Pastis and Marley join the Uncle, and go cheer for his West Ham,
Miss C, Tipsy and Barmisspah are out filming girly porn,
While Steve is trying hard, to convert TG to quorn.

Then there's the boys
make too much noise
but if we need to shut them up I'm sure that baldy has some toys,
a gimp mask for the ghostly Marley, or does that sound like hell?
we could ask the wise old Darwin or the beautiful LL............






I hope this song
was not too long
if bits don't rhyme I hope you do not think that I'm a total mong
if I forgot some names I'm sorry but I'm struggling to think
I love you all, now let's ask Apey for a drink...........................



          MissT

   A star   

[Grumpmeister]

Not my best work in progress but insomnia is taking it's toll...

To the tune of House of the Rising Sun

There is a place on t'interweb
They call the Virtual pub
Be careful of the in house ale
And best avoid the grub

The Landlord is an odd one
A bucket on his bonce
I've heard said infrequently
That he had hair once

There is a force of nature
And Darwin is his name
Cleaning out the gene pool
Is his favourite game

And then we have the ginger
Nicholas is his name
Given all of his disasters
We aren't quite sure he's sane

[Steve]

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Or

There is Meister in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
 . . . .

[Grumpmeister]

Or

There is Meister in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
 . . . .

There is a Grump in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
But he also seems to have the hang
Of this songwriting stuff.

  

[Steve]

Or

There is Meister in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
 . . . .

There is a Grump in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
But he also seems to have the hang
Of this songwriting stuff.