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The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« on: March 24, 2013, 03:29:28 PM »
I say some bizarre twirly vegetable cutter/slicer/chipper/mincer/shredder device after an amazing display at the show but wot never werks and spends the rest of its life at the back of THAT drawer with all the other useless shite....  Thumbs:
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2013, 03:31:43 PM »
Corn on the cob baby forks...... noooo:  the handles mini c/o/t/cobs
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2013, 03:36:12 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:31:43 PM
Corn on the cob baby forks...... noooo:  the handles mini c/o/t/cobs

I thought you would say hand made chocolate....   eeek:

I don't see the baby fork things.... but they could be used to inflict pain on The Brat....  rubschin:
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2013, 03:41:31 PM »
Chocolate related shite
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2013, 03:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 03:41:31 PM
Chocolate related shite

To be consumed there or brought home tho...?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2013, 03:47:40 PM »
She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2013, 03:49:52 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:47:40 PM
She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:

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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2013, 03:58:41 PM »
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2013, 03:59:08 PM »
Well the good news for Miss D is there are no Marmite themed attractions there

But heaps of shite cupboardware it seems

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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2013, 04:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2013, 03:58:41 PM
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.

Calm down, calm down...::)

We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
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Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2013, 04:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2013, 03:58:41 PM
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.

Calm down, calm down...::)

We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...

Over here we can still buy homes, some of them are ideal.  Take the VP retirement home that I purchased for us not so long ago it came complete with Airwick hint of faeces air fresheners urine soaked carpets and these quaint wine carafes....



Some still contained wine it was rather nice. It's all gone now though redface:
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