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Offline Nick

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The Jammy Bastard!!
« on: March 24, 2013, 08:43:51 PM »
My nephew e mails me. He lives in California  evil:.  He has a new job  evil:. It's with a marketing agency that looks after celebs when they bring out fashion lines, perfumes and such. ::)

He will be looking after Gwyneth Paltrow and Anna Kournikova.  NickSick

He is seeing "Gwyneth " tomorrow  Banghead
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2013, 08:45:58 PM »
Now HE had a better plan......... whistle:
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2013, 08:46:41 PM »
How old is she...?  rubschin:
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2013, 08:53:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 24, 2013, 08:46:41 PM
How old is she...?  rubschin:

Old enough.  eyes:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2013, 08:57:19 PM »
40 ~ she'll eat Nick's nephew for breakfast.
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2013, 08:59:06 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 08:57:19 PM
40 ~ she'll eat Nick's nephew for breakfast.

Lucky chap.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2013, 09:00:21 PM »
He's 50  ::)
He also has 7 kids  eeek:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2013, 09:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 09:00:21 PM
He's 50  ::)
He also has 7 kids  eeek:

Not her type then.
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
My nephew e mails me. He lives in California  evil:.  He has a new job  evil:. It's with a marketing agency that looks after celebs when they bring out fashion lines, perfumes and such. ::)

He will be looking after Gwyneth Paltrow and Anna Kournikova.  NickSick

He is seeing "Gwyneth " tomorrow  Banghead

Who?  confused:

Never 'eard of either of 'em, and care even less tbqatth. Shrugs:
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)
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Offline apc2010

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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2013, 09:06:25 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 08:43:51 PM
My nephew e mails me. He lives in California  evil:.  He has a new job  evil:. It's with a marketing agency that looks after celebs when they bring out fashion lines, perfumes and such. ::)

He will be looking after Gwyneth Paltrow and Anna Kournikova.  NickSick

He is seeing "Gwyneth " tomorrow  Banghead

Who?  confused:

Never 'eard of either of 'em, and care even less tbqatth. Shrugs:
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)

He just wants pics ..... whistle:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2013, 09:08:49 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)

Wrong Growler ~ seriously yummy. You wouldn't kick either out of your nest.
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2013, 09:09:33 PM »
I think the company looks after Kylie too  whistle:
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2013, 09:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:08:49 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 09:05:25 PM
Probably just a pair of grossly over rated bimbos? ::)

Wrong Growler ~ seriously yummy. You wouldn't kick either out of your nest.

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2013, 09:11:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 09:09:33 PM
I think the company looks after Kylie too  whistle:

One of their smaller accounts presumably.
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Re: The Jammy Bastard!!
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2013, 09:12:26 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 24, 2013, 09:11:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 09:09:33 PM
I think the company looks after Kylie too  whistle:

One of their smaller accounts presumably.

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