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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« on: March 25, 2013, 08:15:13 AM »
All nice and ready like.
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2013, 08:17:36 AM »
 eeek: The giant turnip in the sky?  sad24:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2013, 08:28:49 AM »
Indeed he has been very quiet, understandable if he is with the Giant Turnip, he would be just a ghostly whisper. scared2:  He may be stuck in a snow drift in his tractor or he may just be sitting in front of his AGA and can't be arsed to move.
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 08:39:10 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2013, 08:28:49 AM
Indeed he has been very quiet, understandable if he is with the Giant Turnip, he would be just a ghostly whisper. scared2:  He may be stuck in a snow drift in his tractor or he may just be sitting in front of his AGA and can't be arsed to move.

I guess he is quite busy with all this snow about - taking the lives of imbeciles like....  Thumbs:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 11:01:28 AM »
He may be delivering the slurry that Growler ordered for Passport Control rubschin:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 11:37:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 25, 2013, 11:01:28 AM
He may be delivering the slurry that Growler ordered for Passport Control rubschin:

Oh yes and my slurry for TBFH in Scotland and Miss D's slurry for The New Man's ex.
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 07:59:31 PM »
is it time to call out the witty repartee detector van?



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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 08:01:51 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on March 25, 2013, 07:59:31 PM
is it time to call out the witty repartee detector van?



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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2013, 08:10:10 PM »
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2013, 08:57:41 PM »
He's here......... :thumbsup:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2013, 08:59:09 PM »
You used the detector van?

Without the special training?

Oh noes  scared2:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2013, 09:04:03 PM »
Rumours of my demise are exaggerated.

Oddly, I do have some life away from the VP. It is also a busy time of year.

I have been doing some good turns watching nocturnal lambing on CCTV for a neighbour.

Note to self, stock up on mint sauce.
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2013, 10:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2013, 09:04:03 PM
Rumours of my demise are exaggerated.

Oddly, I do have some life away from the VP. It is also a busy time of year.

I have been doing some good turns watching nocturnal lambing on CCTV for a neighbour.

Note to self, stock up on mint sauce.

Awwww  cloud9:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2013, 10:37:11 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 25, 2013, 10:30:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2013, 09:04:03 PM
Rumours of my demise are exaggerated.

Oddly, I do have some life away from the VP. It is also a busy time of year.

I have been doing some good turns watching nocturnal lambing on CCTV for a neighbour.

Note to self, stock up on mint sauce.

Awwww  cloud9:

Cute for lambs not for dogs....... whistle:
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Re: Has Darwin gone to meet the Giant Turnip
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2013, 11:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2013, 09:04:03 PM
Rumours of my demise are exaggerated.

Oddly, I do have some life away from the VP. It is also a busy time of year.

I have been doing some good turns watching nocturnal lambing on CCTV for a neighbour.

Note to self, stock up on mint sauce.

Just been watching the local news for up here, and the scenes and heartbreaking news from the Isle of Man are absolutely devastating regarding hundreds of livestock deaths, including lambs sheep and cattle, literally buried alive. eeek:

Apparently one barn that was sheltering livestock, collapsed under the sheer weight of the snow, killing all the animals within.
Truly dreadful.
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