30 years since Elvis took his last dump

[Berek]

dont forget to stat you Dragostini collection of authentic replica momentos

[Nick]

I feel like I have lost several friends.



No one told me he was dead

[Barman]

I never liked the fat bastard. 

Apparently, he makes more money now than when he was alive?

[Nick]

What does he spend it on then?

[TG]

I feel like I have lost several friends.



No one told me he was dead

http://www.move-to-cyprus.com/virtual-pub/SMF/index.php?topic=1149.0

8th post down. Do keep up.

[Nick]

So he id dead. Blimey.

[Barman]

What does he spend it on then?

Well he doesn?t spend it does he, that?s the trick. Interest see?

[Berek]

we'll have to have some baked squirrel in his memory

[Snoopy]

we'll have to have some baked squirrel in his memory

Don't forget the "Grits"

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

we'll have to have some baked squirrel in his memory

Now, I know I'm going to regret this, but . . . . .








Why baked squirrel Berek? Why not some other animal? You must have a reason - you can't be a pikey, 'cos one of them would've said hedgepig!

[Berek]

because Elvis used to eat squirrel..

[Barman]

because Elvis used to eat squirrel..

I thought it was burgers? 

[Nick]

"Warning, may contain nuts"

[Snoopy]

because Elvis used to eat squirrel..

Well he did come from the Deep South.

Written by Tony Joe White
Originally recorded by Tony Joe White
Also recorded by Elvis Presley

[spoken]
If some of ya'll never been down South too much...
I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this,
So that you'll understand what I'm talking about
Down there we have a plant
That grows out in the woods and the fields,
Looks somethin' like a turnip green.
Everybody calls it Poke salad. Poke salad.
Used to know a girl that lived down there and
she'd go out in the evenings and pick a mess of it...
Carry it home and cook it for supper,
'Cause that's about all they had to eat,
But they did all right.

[sung]
Down in Louisiana
Where the alligators grow so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame

Poke salad Annie, poke salad Annie
Everybody said it was a shame
Cause her mama was working on the chain-gang
(A mean, vicious woman)

Everyday 'fore supper time
She'd go down by the truck patch
And pick her a mess o' polk salad
And carry it home in a tote sack

Poke salad Annie, 'gators got you granny
Everybody said it was a shame
'Cause her mama was aworkin' on the chain-gang
(a wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman,
Lord have mercy. Pick a mess of it)

Her daddy was lazy and no count
Claimed he had a bad back
All her brothers were fit for
Was stealin' watermelons out of my truck patch

Poke salad Annie, the gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
Cause her mama was a working' on the chain gang
(Sock a little polk salad to me, you know I need a mess of it)

[Barman]

"Warning, may contain nuts"