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Offline Just One More

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Me Eye Test
« on: March 27, 2013, 11:08:43 PM »
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2013, 11:11:20 PM »
Would be wise ......... :thumbsup:    better safe than sorry.....
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 12:07:30 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:08:43 PM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:

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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 06:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:08:43 PM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:

Once a month I should think!  Thumbs:

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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2013, 06:26:00 AM »
You Men.  You Men.    noooo: noooo: noooo:











Don't you know they are called Optometrists these days.  ::)
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2013, 06:44:11 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2013, 06:26:00 AM
You Men.  You Men.    noooo: noooo: noooo:











Don't you know they are called Optometrists these days.  ::)

Optobreasterists more like!  Thumbs:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2013, 07:13:47 AM »
I fear my eyes have worsened since yesterday












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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2013, 07:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 07:13:47 AM
I fear my eyes have worsened since yesterday












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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2013, 07:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 27, 2013, 11:08:43 PM
When I got in the car on Sunday I suffered blurred vision for around 15 minutes. I didn't think too much about it, and put it down to getting a bit of summat in there or a "film" over the eye. Anyway, I got the same thing while I was at work this morning, so arranged for an eye test this afternoon

Note to the opticians... why do you employ such pretty staff? Girl No. 1 was around 20, and had a body to die for and wore figure hugging clothes which included a skirt half way up her arse and tights/stockings with the finest of ladders in the right leg (nothing wrong with that particular eye test), so there she was, 18" in front of me asking me to look up, look down and kept leaning across to the PC to input details  NickSick . The optician herself was just as pretty and her choice of top left plenty on show on top, and again, she's asking me to look up, down, left, right, top left, top right etc, much as I tried, me eyes kept returning front and down a bit  Drool:  redface:

Anyway, retinal migraines was the diagnosis, so no new specs, just the expense of the test. Mind you, because I wasn't focussing where I should, maybe a second visit may be in order  rubschin:

Is this actually about an eye test, 'cus it reads more like one of those stories like what you read (so I'm led to believe) in a 'gentlemans' magazine. whistle:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2013, 07:56:33 AM »
So they have words as well as pictures.   Shocked:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2013, 08:16:28 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on March 28, 2013, 07:56:33 AM
So they have words as well as pictures.   Shocked:

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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2013, 08:57:47 AM »
I've had some great eye tests in my time. cloud9:  Nice gerl testers, darkened room. close proximity in fact I remember one Irish lass in tight clothing who...

Oh, excuse me  redface:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 09:09:21 AM »
Last eye test I had was carried out by a babetastic gerl ..... She got so close to my face that I had to fight down the temptation to kiss her ....  redface:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 09:14:12 AM »
My eyesight is fine....... evil:
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Re: Me Eye Test
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2013, 09:16:41 AM »
Still worth getting it checked regularly like  ;)
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