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Extreme amputation
« on: August 16, 2007, 12:40:56 PM »
I just saw guy walking along the road. He was pushing a man in a wheelchair. Disabled.

They got closer. No legs.

Closer still. No hips! The guy appears to have been cut in half and to exist from the waist up only! Is that possible??
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 12:41:33 PM »
Seems so. eeek:

I'm sure Berek will be along to demonstrate.
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 12:42:48 PM »
Well yes, but


No, I don't want to think about him further. Just saw him being "put" in a car eeek:

How could that happen? What sort of disease would it be?
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 12:45:07 PM »
I cannot imagine ~ or rather I can but like you I don't want to think about it.
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 01:45:01 PM »
A young man makes an appearance on 'Stars in your Eyes' and when he comes on stage he brings with him a guy with no legs sat in a wheelchair. Matthew Kelly says "Hello, who's this you brought onto stage with you, and the contestant says "It's my uncle, but he has no legs because I dropped a big sheet of glass across his legs, and now he can't work" Matthew Kelly turns to the uncle and says "Are you on stage to support your nephew" and the uncle says "No, I am here to sing" So MK turns to the lad and says "Tell the audience who you are going to be" and the lad says "Tonight Matthew, we are going to be Simon and half uncle"
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 01:47:37 PM »
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 01:49:09 PM »
What he said!
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 01:51:59 PM »
Owch!
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »
I feared, we all feared, that Berek might have a source. But what can go wrong with you that requires that op?






















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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 01:54:10 PM »
I knew he'd do it!  eeek:
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 01:54:49 PM »
I feared, we all feared, that Berek might have a source. But what can go wrong with you that requires that op?
Well, duh! Perhaps somebody dropped a sheet of glass oin him? doh:
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 01:57:39 PM »
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Re: Extreme amputation
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 03:43:31 PM »
I feared, we all feared, that Berek might have a source. But what can go wrong with you that requires that op?

No idea Nick but something tells me captain calamity may find out at some point in the future...  scared2:




















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