Cleaning me disks?

[GROWLER]

Just done a de-frag, and this advisory came up  :

Clean Up Your Disks
Auslogics Disk Defrag found junk files on your computer. We recommend removing them prior to next defrag to ensure the most efficient file placement.
Download Auslogics BoostSpeed to clean and defrag your disks in a proper sequence:

It doesn't say so like, but I presume it's going to cost me?
Is it really necessary, or are they just hoping that i.t. nuggets like me will go "ooooo, will if they say so, I'd better do it"?

[Barman]

Just done a de-frag, and this advisory came up  :

Clean Up Your Disks
Auslogics Disk Defrag found junk files on your computer. We recommend removing them prior to next defrag to ensure the most efficient file placement.
Download Auslogics BoostSpeed to clean and defrag your disks in a proper sequence:

It doesn't say so like, but I presume it's going to cost me?
Is it really necessary, or are they just hoping that i.t. nuggets like me will go "ooooo, will if they say so, I'd better do it"?

No need to download or purchase anything to do that - it is all built-in to windows.... 

[GROWLER]

Just done a de-frag, and this advisory came up  :

Clean Up Your Disks
Auslogics Disk Defrag found junk files on your computer. We recommend removing them prior to next defrag to ensure the most efficient file placement.
Download Auslogics BoostSpeed to clean and defrag your disks in a proper sequence:

It doesn't say so like, but I presume it's going to cost me?
Is it really necessary, or are they just hoping that i.t. nuggets like me will go "ooooo, will if they say so, I'd better do it"?

No need to download or purchase anything to do that - it is all built-in to windows.... 

Where in me windows is it then ey plumbs? Do I have to,activate it or does it do it automatically like?

[Barman]

Just done a de-frag, and this advisory came up  :

Clean Up Your Disks
Auslogics Disk Defrag found junk files on your computer. We recommend removing them prior to next defrag to ensure the most efficient file placement.
Download Auslogics BoostSpeed to clean and defrag your disks in a proper sequence:

It doesn't say so like, but I presume it's going to cost me?
Is it really necessary, or are they just hoping that i.t. nuggets like me will go "ooooo, will if they say so, I'd better do it"?

No need to download or purchase anything to do that - it is all built-in to windows.... 

Where in me windows is it then ey plumbs? Do I have to,activate it or does it do it automatically like?

Hold the windows button then E to start Windows explorer...

Then right-click on the disk and select properties...

Then select Disk Cleanup....

OK? 

[GROWLER]

Just done a de-frag, and this advisory came up  :

Clean Up Your Disks
Auslogics Disk Defrag found junk files on your computer. We recommend removing them prior to next defrag to ensure the most efficient file placement.
Download Auslogics BoostSpeed to clean and defrag your disks in a proper sequence:

It doesn't say so like, but I presume it's going to cost me?
Is it really necessary, or are they just hoping that i.t. nuggets like me will go "ooooo, will if they say so, I'd better do it"?

No need to download or purchase anything to do that - it is all built-in to windows.... 

Where in me windows is it then ey plumbs? Do I have to,activate it or does it do it automatically like?

Hold the windows button then E to start Windows explorer...

Then right-click on the disk and select properties...

Then select Disk Cleanup....

OK? 

Where's me windows button?      

Goin' The Asda.

I'll do it after woods.

[Barman]

Just done a de-frag, and this advisory came up  :

Clean Up Your Disks
Auslogics Disk Defrag found junk files on your computer. We recommend removing them prior to next defrag to ensure the most efficient file placement.
Download Auslogics BoostSpeed to clean and defrag your disks in a proper sequence:

It doesn't say so like, but I presume it's going to cost me?
Is it really necessary, or are they just hoping that i.t. nuggets like me will go "ooooo, will if they say so, I'd better do it"?

No need to download or purchase anything to do that - it is all built-in to windows.... 

Where in me windows is it then ey plumbs? Do I have to,activate it or does it do it automatically like?

Hold the windows button then E to start Windows explorer...

Then right-click on the disk and select properties...

Then select Disk Cleanup....

OK? 

Where's me windows button?      

Goin' The Asda.

I'll do it after woods.

that'll be the one that loks like the windows symbol on yer keyboard - bottom left like... 

[Just One More]

It's the one next to the any key 

[Grumpmeister]

Don't be cruel JOM 

Mind you I can't talk, I almost gave someone a nervous breakdown by the cunning use of a wireless mouse and the any key. 

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Like you've never played a prank BM 

[Barman]

Like you've never played a prank BM 

Moi? 

[Steve]

It's the one next to the any key

well I thought it was

So just for Growler, iIt's this key




and you can find the Any key next to it so you will never be this again

.

[tel]

And pray what if he has a non windows keyboard?

Do it the old fashioned way.

Ah I long for the good old Unix command line -
Wonderful to behold as everything goes into a black hole. 

[Steve]

And pray what if he has a non windows keyboard? . . .

he wouldn't have posted "Where in me windows is it then"  ?

[Barman]

And pray what if he has a non windows keyboard?

Do it the old fashioned way.

Ah I long for the good old Unix command line -
Wonderful to behold as everything goes into a black hole. 

Well, Windows keyboards have been around for a little while now.... 

You'd like my desk tel...

1 x Windows PC, 1 x raspberry Pi, 2 x mini keyboards, 2 x mice 1 x 1Tb USB backup disk, 1 x Blu-ray player... Oh, and a mahoosive glass of home brew...