I always have the clumsies.
I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.
Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).
Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.
Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.
The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.
All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.
