Clumsiness

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

   Dont worry Miss C, some people made a career how of breaking things and they are being celebrated today for doing such a good job.   

Ooo does this mean I get to be famous, get to be tarted up in designer clothes and shoes (which I would drop off) and get into the glossy magazines? 

would need to borrow a stately home a baby and a big dog though.

[Miss Demeanour]

I tend to drop my 'H's' a lot 

[Barman]

I tend to drop my 'H's' a lot 

 

[Darwins Selection]

I always have the clumsies.   

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero! 

I think you got the wrong idea.

We are talking about plates, not you dropping one at the dinner table. 

[apc2010]

I always have the clumsies.   

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero! 

I think you got the wrong idea.

We are talking about plates, not you dropping one at the dinner table. 

 

[Barman]

I always have the clumsies.   

I regularly drop and smash things, because I can't feel my fingers and at some stages during the day I twitch.

Were were due to have some friends over for supper last Thursday and because I had broken so much of our crockery and glasses we went out and purchased some more crockery so that we had matching sets (proper posh like).

Friends duely arrive and wanted some bottled lager, one of them was dropped before the cap was taken off despite leaving it to be the last opened an hour or so later the bloody thing was like Mount Vesuvius.

Whilst at the table eating one of Mr C's exceedingly good curries I knocked over a glass of red wine, covering the male guest with glass shards and red wine. To round the evening off when we were sitting on comfy chairs after the meal I knocked another glass of red wine off a side table and onto the carper, the stain is still there.

The following morning when I was unloading the washdisher I dropped and broke two of the new plates.

All in all I tend to be a walking disaster area.

My hero! 

I think you got the wrong idea.

We are talking about plates, not you dropping one at the dinner table. 

[apc2010]

Last night Miss T spilt something in the kitchen .....so she mops it up ....announces be careful the floor is wet........10 tens later she goes in the kitchen and I hear the crash ........she is black n blue today.......

[Nick]

I do therapeutic Vaseline rubbing at reasonable rates

[miss Tchevious]

I do therapeutic Vaseline rubbing at reasonable rates

I've bruised my bum. 

[Nick]

Looks up wholesale Vaseline prices on the intermong. Will a gallon do?

[Barman]

* sounds predictable response klaxon*

[miss Tchevious]

love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse.,   

[Barman]

love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse., 

 

[miss Tchevious]

love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse., 

 

  All betterer.

[Barman]

love the sympathy btw guys. I'm injurmicated.  Its like having a dead leg only this is a dead arse., 

 

  All betterer.

Shall I bring your Sour Cream & Onion to Pafos tomorrow...?