You'd be wrong Apey, a light fingered Cornish tosser.
6 fingers........
Just seen in the local news that the little bastard has been sent down for trying to slash a security guard's throat after being caught shoplifting. Am I a bad person? My immediate reaction was
Was he using your Leatherman tool for said throat slashery?
Just googled it, seems not and the serial offending bastard only got 18 months (which means 9 maximum). British sentencing