The Brat had an almighty hissy fit yesterday when she waslked in and saw all the stuff.
Apparently this constitutes extravagant spending that is eating into her funds !!!
Tell her not to worry, you are having her very own bog built for her in a hut down the garden.
My Gran had an outside carzy next to the jigger wall, with a nail on the wall for hanging arse wipe owld newspaper.
Tell you's. There was NEVER a que for it in the winter.