| Name | | Joker | | Numbers Remaining | | Bonus Death |
| Barman | | Rolf Harris | | 7 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| Nick | | Leslie Phillips | | 7 | | Drugs overdose |
| tel | | Ian Paisley | | 6 | | Drugs overdose |
| Uncle | | Hugh Hefner | | 7 | | Alcohol |
| Tipsy | | Quincy Jones | | 6 | | Car crash |
| JOM | | Nelson Mandela | | 7 | | Insertion |
| Steve | | Clive James | | 6 | | Drugs overdose |
| Boogs | | Kris Kristofferson | | 5 | | Alcohol |
| Miss C | | | | 8 | | Gunshot |
| Miss D | | Kirk Douglas | | 7 | | Explosion |
| Darwin | | Phil the Greek | | 6 | | Asphyxiation |
| Misty | | Ronnie Biggs | | 7 | | Car crash |
| Apey | | Stuart Hall | | 6 | | Explosion |
| Baldy | | Za Za Gabor | | 7 | | Drugs overdose |
| TMR | | Michael Parkinson | | 7 | | Car crash |
| LL | | Stephen Hawking | | 7 | | Fire |
| Grumpmeister | | | | 5 | | Electrocution |
| barmisspah | | William Shatner | | 5 | | Choke on vomit |
| Pastis | | Jerry Lewis | | 6 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| TG | | Ex-Benedict | | 6 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| Mrs. TG | | Ex-Benedict | | 7 | | Explosion |
| beerhead | | Lauren Bacall | | 6 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
| GeorgeB | | Derek Jacobi | | 7 | | Bizarre vacuum cleaner death |
Graham Walker 68 Natural
Ben Tucker 82 Car Crash (3)
Tom Sharpe 85 Natural
Deacon Jones 74 Natural
Sir Henry Cecil 70 Cancer
