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Pure terror
« on: April 23, 2013, 04:23:03 PM »
I am going to a meeting in London on Tuesday to sell a service to them. I am told the group we are talking to is "hostile".  eeek:

I am then told that I have to lead the pitch.  eeek:

I now learn it is to a group of radical lesbian feminists.  scared2:

I have to lead it because my female colleague is too scared to do it.  scared2: scared2:

Why? Because she has met them before. scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 04:30:10 PM »


Grayson Perry manages to win the wimmin over ... take a tip from him  whistle:
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM »
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned  evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point.  noooo:

I still wake up screaming  scared2:
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 04:52:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned  evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point.  noooo:

I still wake up screaming  scared2:

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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 04:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 04:32:38 PM
Many years ago I found myself addressing an audience of radical lesbian feminists in London. I hadn't been warned  evil:

I used the word "penetration" at one point.  noooo:

I still wake up screaming  scared2:

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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 05:41:49 PM »
Could you not mince a bit and talk in a pouffy voice so that they think you are fond of packing fudge?

That might work - kindred spirits and all that . . . .
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2013, 05:45:12 PM »
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2013, 05:47:38 PM »
 
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 23, 2013, 05:45:12 PM
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 Gayer:  go on - you know you want to . . . .
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2013, 05:54:26 PM »
Wear dungarees and big boots. introduce yourself as Nicola in a loud falsetto voice.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2013, 05:56:55 PM »
You are Pink Sis and I claim my £5  ::)
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2013, 05:58:18 PM »
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2013, 05:59:29 PM »
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2013, 06:06:02 PM »
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2013, 06:07:49 PM »
How is yer sunburn?  eyes:
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Re: Pure terror
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2013, 06:17:48 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 23, 2013, 06:06:02 PM
I don't want to know how or why you stumbled across that site.  noooo:

Browsing the the mail online home page   noooo:

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