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Offline Steve

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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2013, 07:31:46 PM »
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2013, 07:34:37 PM »
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2013, 07:48:31 PM »
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:

You could buy an extra card like....  whistle:
Buy?    Some mistook shurely

Do think Nick should take special care.  One day on his eternal search for a shower he will call on Demeanour Towers.  The door creaks slowly open but tis not Miss D but the Brat who stands there.  And in one hand will be Miss D's multi bladed attack axe, in the other her phone filled with text messages from her mates who've been following "The Brat" posts with glee.  The anger boils, the grip tightens on the axe, one quick swing and Nick is  . . . . . . . .





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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2013, 08:21:40 PM »
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare

Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had played her cards right... sad24:

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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2013, 09:55:19 PM »
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare

Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had
played her cards right... sad24:

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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2013, 10:23:47 PM »
Its wrong and diskusting.my mum has a new bloke and she has stoped bothering about my stress and its doin my hed in.

its all, "oooh do you want a cream egg" "oooh yess" and then horrid scoffing noises and slurpinmg/. its sick. she is to old for this. my bf agrees and was neerly sick when he saw them . they are all wrinjkly and fatt. its diskusting

and he byes vodka and she slups that and then gigles and makes him nicer food than i get.

she even maid him a cake. I never get cake

old peeple should sit in chairs and wotch Neighbours and stuff. its not fare

Yer lucky...it could have been me if she had
played her cards right... sad24:

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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2013, 10:55:36 PM »
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

I hate to disappoint you Steve but the C stands for celebrity not crackpot.  whistle:
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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2013, 11:16:21 PM »
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

I hate to disappoint you Steve but the C stands for celebrity not crackpot.  whistle:



ah, is that what they mean by the C word....? am all confused now.

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Re: Old woman with boyfrends
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2013, 04:32:05 AM »
This isn't going to end well.   noooo:
I'm thinking of swapping Nick in to be my bonus death on CDB

 noooo: Steve not even in a joke.... sad24:
redface:

You could buy an extra card like....  whistle:
Buy?    Some mistook shurely

Do think Nick should take special care.  One day on his eternal search for a shower he will call on Demeanour Towers.  The door creaks slowly open but tis not Miss D but the Brat who stands there.  And in one hand will be Miss D's multi bladed attack axe, in the other her phone filled with text messages from her mates who've been following "The Brat" posts with glee.  The anger boils, the grip tightens on the axe, one quick swing and Nick is  . . . . . . . .





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