I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.
Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above.
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.
Yep that should just about cover it.