Notice of forthcoming election for Bickering May 2nd 2013

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.


Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless    T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above.
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.

Yep that should just about cover it.

Anything fer free like...? 

Oh indeedy do yes, the 'right royal shafting' is free of charge. However to cover my expenses and the mortgage on my second mansion home   I will need to tax you all heavily on your attempts to staunch the delugeflow emanating from your wounds.  Furthermore I will tax BM's audience for several things I just not sure what yet.

I don't think you've quite got the hang of this electioneering thing..... 

Oh don't you worry I am adept at weasel words and smear campaigns. Which reminds me who is running for the 'Sleaze' party this year?

[Barman]

[Just One More]

You've nicked Miss C's bannner

[Just One More]

I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.


Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless    T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above.
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.

Yep that should just about cover it.

But we want change

[Barman]

You've nicked Miss C's bannner

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.


Manifesto.
1. Rob you blind
2. Give you all a right royal shafting especially if you are poor and or disabled.
3. Send you and your once green and pleasant land to hell in a handcart.
4. Laugh like a maniac whilst dumbing you down and wearing you out out with mindless    T.V programmes and hyped up threats of terrorism and the entire populations of alien nations invading to eat your babies and rob you blind, thereby leaving the coast clear for me to continue to do 1 and 2 mentioned above.
5. I would omit to switch the lights off on my way out had they not flickered and died a long time ago.

Yep that should just about cover it.

But we want ch

It will feel like a change.  Oh and I would like my banner back or else the story about you the goat and the cute kitten gets leaked to the red tops.

[Steve]

I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.

 . . .

  and may I say a truly inspiring manfesto Miss C, as is Barman's

Party	Candidate
BNP
Conservative
Couldn't give a flying fuck Party	Miss Creant
Green Party	Darwins Selection
Independent	Uncle Mort
Labour
Lib Dem
Plaid Cymru
Raving Monster Loony
Sinn Fein
Scottish Nationalist
Slumber Party	Miss Demeanour
UKIP	Barman
x TBD
y TBD
x TBD
Couldn't give a flying fuck Party	Miss Creant

[Darwins Selection]

I would like to represent the 'Couldn't give a flying fuck' party.

 . . .

  and may I say a truly inspiring manfesto Miss C, as is Barman's

Party	Candidate
BNP
Conservative
Couldn't give a flying fuck Party	Miss Creant
Green Party	Darwins Selection
Independent	Uncle Mort
Labour
Lib Dem
Plaid Cymru
Raving Monster Loony
Sinn Fein
Scottish Nationalist
Slumber Party	Miss Demeanour
UKIP	Barman
x TBD
y TBD
x TBD
Couldn't give a flying fuck Party	Miss Creant

How did Miss C get to bribe her way onto the ticket twice? 

[Steve]

Oh flying fuck  , can't get the staff you know.  It will be fixed, ta

[apc2010]

Oh flying fuck  , can't get the staff you know.  It will be fixed, ta

Bribes already........

[Steve]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

We are not implementing any of that Alternative Vote system are we  ? 

[Steve]

One vote and first past the post

[Uncle Mort]

I have no manifesto. Vote for me and I promise not to do anything 

[Steve]

I have no manifesto. Vote for me and I promise not to do anything 

I did think of standing as a Procrastination candidate.  My manifesto would have been:

Don't vote for me today, tomorrow will do.  If elected I will do nothing on time if ever.


So you may just get my vote on Thursday, if I can be bothered that is